Genshin Headcanons /oneshots

🪙💲Primogems and mora 💲🪙

First meeting

Upon entering the game you saw... Them.
Primogems and mora. Their beautiful shine as the wishing screen and stores going bankrupt. You knew it was meant to be as you felt a connection of love between the three of you.

When they realized they loved you

When you won your fifty fifty for Yae Mikio. You knew not only the pulling system loved you at the moment but the primogems loved you always as they gave you the 129372473 pity you have to get her.
Mora Bbg- It loves you when it could buy out all the stories in all of the nations. The golden sound ringing as you buy everything.

Confession

there was no need for one. You all fell in love the day that you started playing. Memories of pain and happiness will always live forever in your heart UwU.

Nicknames-

You:Bbg, mora and primogems, my beloves

Spicy-
You rail the fuck out of your banks accounts 🤪

Fluff

Buy everything in Teyvat and win fifty fifty.

Chaotic

You have no idea what to waste money on and you lose fifty fifty.

Angst

Their gone
................ Good things never last forever. (⁠╥⁠﹏⁠╥⁠)

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Hello!~
I am writing the cracked out chapter cuz we all know that primogems and mora are the real baddies in the game-
Anyways the reason why I haven't updated is because I am currently working on an og book called Lavender Skies that will be posted alongside two new updates for this book and my Honkai Star Rail book! Have a good day/night/afternoon!❤️