Lucius Malfoy: Attention all Death Eaters! I will be hosting a party tonight at the Malfoy Manor for our successful year in recruiting a few new Death Eaters, including my beloved son, Draco! Prizes will be given out, and there will be cupcakes and biscuits and tea! Hope to see you all there!
Lord Voldemort: You mean you'll be hosting a party at Voldemort Manor :)
Lucius Malfoy: No? It's my house!
Lord Voldemort: It was your house. It's mine now. Just a little something I forgot to tell you
Lucius Malfoy: But it's mine. I paid over a hundred galleons for that place, and I'm not willing to just donate it!
Lord Voldemort: Again, it was your house. It was your wand. It was your Dobby. Gosh, Lucius, you're so insecure!
Lord Voldemort: And also, just a heads up, I'll be taking your salon grade hair conditioner next
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
HumorHave you ever wondered what life would've been like for wizards with technology like Google or Facebook? It would've been awesome! And it is, so here are some chats I have come up with, for all Potterheads. I hope these fill your Potterhearts!
