support-spew: ERMERGERD EVERYONE I JUST FIGURED OUT WHY SLYTHERIN HATES EVERYONE
Draco Malfoy: We don't hate everyone! I especially don't hate Harry ;)
Hermione Granger: Draco, I think your obsession with Harry has gone a little too far
Draco Malfoy: How so, Mudblood?
Ron Weasley: Watch it, Malfoy
support-spew: Well, you did print out a gigantic cutout of Harry's face and tape it to your bedroom wall
Draco Malfoy: DID NOT!!
support-spew: In my imagination you did ^-^
Ron Weasley: Okay, you're weird... Why were you thinking about him anyways?
Hermione Granger: Research shows that obsessing over fictional characters is unhealthy
support-spew: GASP 😱 SHUT YOU FACEHOLE HERMIONE NO ONE GIVES A FLYING HIPPOGRIFF
Ron Weasley: I thought you said you knew why Slytherins hate everyone? Why are we having a conversation about obsessing over fictional characters then?
support-spew: BECAUSE I'M IN CHARGE OF THIS CONVERSATION RON DEAL WITH IT
Ron Weasley: Okaaaaaaay then
support-spew: Anyways. Slytherin hates the other houses because they're primary colors, while Slytherin is not!
Ron Weasley: -_-
Hermione Granger: -_-
Everyone else on the internet: -_-
Fangirls: OoO!!!!! THE ANSWER TO MY EVERY QUESTION!
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
HumorHave you ever wondered what life would've been like for wizards with technology like Google or Facebook? It would've been awesome! And it is, so here are some chats I have come up with, for all Potterheads. I hope these fill your Potterhearts!
