Harry Potter has a new status : I really need a good laugh right now.
Ron Weasley : Yo mama so fat, her patronus is a cake!
Harry Potter : Ron, I don't have a mom... That just made things so much worse!
Hermione Granger : Way to go, Ron! Now you've made him upset again!
Ron Weasley : Well sorry!
Draco Malfoy : Oh, poor Harry! Do you need a hug, Harry?
Hermione Granger : Malfoy, when lions fly.
Luna Lovegood : Why lions? Why not the Krumple Horned SnorMack or the Narks?
Hermione Granger : THOSE DON'T EVEN EXIST!
Draco Malfoy : I know a lion that can fly...
Hermione Granger : Not again... *facepalm*
Draco Malfoy : His name is Rumbleroar. He's the headmaster at Pigfarts. If you're good, he'll let you take a ride on his back. But he just got a wing implant so he can fly. Does that mean I get a hug, Harry?
Harry Potter : When Muggles learn magic.
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
HumorHave you ever wondered what life would've been like for wizards with technology like Google or Facebook? It would've been awesome! And it is, so here are some chats I have come up with, for all Potterheads. I hope these fill your Potterhearts!
