Hermione Granger and Viktor Krum are now in a relationship.
Molly Weasley : Aww, so sweet, Hermione! Wonderful, dearest!
Ron Weasley : Mom? When did you create an account?
Molly Weasley : Well, your father and his obsession with Muggle artifacts and the fact that Gilderoy Lockhart had posted the HOTTEST SELFIE EVER on his profile, basically.
Ron Weasley : THAT IS DISGUSTING! GAG MOM, I'M TRYING TO EAT HERE!
Harry Potter : Congrats, Hermione!
Hermione Granger : Thanks, Harry! He's just so amazing!
Viktor Krum : Hello, Herminny. Wanna come watch me play Quidditch?
Hermione Granger : Viktor, it's HER-MI-ONE. And I'm so sorry, but I can't. I'm studying for my exam in Ancient Runes tomorrow.
Viktor Krum : Herminny, is it the Weasel-y boy again? The ginger?
Hermione Granger : Viktor, again, I'm HER-MI-ONE. And no, I just want to pass because I always to back to changs my answers on EVERYTHING.
Viktor Krum : IF IT'S THAT WEASEL-Y, I WILL POUND HIM INTO THE GROUND LIKE A BLUDGER TO THE FACE!
Ron Weasley is now hiding in the broom closet, praying to the ginger God that Viktor does not pound him into the ground like a Bludger to the face.
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
HumorHave you ever wondered what life would've been like for wizards with technology like Google or Facebook? It would've been awesome! And it is, so here are some chats I have come up with, for all Potterheads. I hope these fill your Potterhearts!
