Hermione Granger has a new status : Guess what guys! Viktor scored tickets to the Quidditch game!
Ron Weasley : OMG NO WAY! WHAT SHOULD I WEAR? SO EXCITED!!
Hermione Granger : What are you talking about, Ron?
Ron Weasley : You're taking me and Harry to see the game with you guys, DUH!
Harry Potter : Did someone say my name?
Ron Weasley : HERMIONE IS TAKING US TO SEE THE QUIDDITCH GAME!
Hermione Granger : RON!
Harry Potter : EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
Harry Potter is now lying unconsious on the floor.
Hermione Granger : RON! I'm not taking you both to see the Qudditch game! I only have two tickets!
Ron Weasley : So you're just taking me?
Hermione Granger : No! It's just me an Viktor!
Ron Weasley is sitting in stunned silence. Now, Ron Weasley is throwing a fit and throwing things in his room.
Harry Potter : Sorry, guys... Wait, what is Ron doing?
Hermione Granger : Throwing a tantrum because Viktor and I are the only two going to the game.
Harry Potter : O.O
Harry Potter : Ron, calm down. You're making Hermione upset!
Viktor Krum : HERMINNY, IT'S THAT GINGER! I POUND HIM - RIGHT NOW.
Viktor Krum is walking to the Burrow, where Ron Weasley is home alone.
Ron Weasley is changing his pants, as he is terrified of Viktor and just received the threat.
Harry Potter : We aren't friends with you any more, Ron.
Harry Potter and Ron Weasley are no longer friends.
Lord Voldemort : Hey, Harry! Is that BFF spot the Weasel-y kid had open?
Harry Potter *facepalm*
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
HumorHave you ever wondered what life would've been like for wizards with technology like Google or Facebook? It would've been awesome! And it is, so here are some chats I have come up with, for all Potterheads. I hope these fill your Potterhearts!
