Harry Potter has a new status: Hey, guys, I'm thinking about dying my hair red. Well, sort of orange. Thoughts?
Hermione Granger: It's a very attractive color, Harry.
Ron Weasley: Aww, Hermione! Is that because my hair is that color?
Hermione Granger: No, it's because I happen to like the color orange. Sunsets, you know
Ron Weasley: oh... Well I think you should dye your hair blue. Or maybe green. Like a bright, bright green.
Harry Potter: No, Ron. Blue maybe, but no green. It wouldn't exactly look great. Although I can make any color rock.
Draco Malfoy: You're dying your hair, Harry? You should do blonde. A really, really light blonde. It's a hot color
Lucius Malfoy: Draco is correct, but I'd hate to share a hair color with someone as UGLY and FOUL as Potter
Ron Weasley: Harry wouldn't want to dye his hair that color anyways. No one wants to except for your son, who is just as UGLY and FOUL as you are
Hermione Granger: Ron... Just, maybe you shouldn't be the one coming up with comebacks. They suck :/
Harry Potter: Yeah, Ron. YO, LUCIUS! I WOULDN'T WANT MY HAIR TO BE THE SAME COLOR AS YOUR UGLY BUTT WIG!
Lucius Malfoy: It's not a wig, Potter. This hair is all nat-ur-al.
Harry Potter: In your stupid Death Eater dreams!
Ron Weasley: PWNED!
Draco Malfoy: Shut up, Weasley
Lucius Malfoy: Oh, Draco, I wouldn't worry about him. He's a poor boy and His family is a disgrace
Ron Weasley: AM NOT
Lucius Malfoy: ARE TOO
Fred Weasley: THE ONLY DISGRACE IN OUR FAMILY IS RON
George Weasley: Yes, I quite agree Freddie. But Harry, I think orange would be a pleasant color. After all, you could blend in and replace Ron 😉
Harry Potter: That'd be great, but I sorta think that it'd kill the whole Harry Potter vibe. Black hair, green eyes. Yes?
Ron Weasley: HEY, I READ THAT! GEORGE, FRED, YOU GITS!
Molly Weasley: RONALD WEASLEY! LANGUAGE!
Hermione Granger: Boys 😒 Idiots, really
Lucius Malfoy: Boys are not idiots, Mudblood. They're powerful! Moohhahah!
Lord Voldemort: Lucius, if I ever see you post anything like that again, I will kill you. And Harry, bald is the new thing
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Harry Potter Facebook Chats
HumorHave you ever wondered what life would've been like for wizards with technology like Google or Facebook? It would've been awesome! And it is, so here are some chats I have come up with, for all Potterheads. I hope these fill your Potterhearts!
