Omori But It's Written By ChatGPT

BONUS CHAPTER 1 - A.I Writes a Sitcom

Title: "The Magic Adventures of the Group"

Opening credits roll with an upbeat tune reminiscent of classic 90's sitcoms.

FADE IN:

INT. APARTMENT LIVING ROOM - DAY

We see the group gathered in the living room, with Kel frantically pacing around.

Kel (speaking with an excessive amount of emoji's): "Heyyyy 😜🤪 guys! I've been practicing my witch spells 🧙‍♂️🔮and I think I finally got it! We can finally summon Mr. Skinnylegs! 🕷️👀" (They did Kel dirty)

Hero (rolling their eyes): "Oh great, here we go again."

Aubrey (muttering to themselves): "Can't we just summon something cooler than Mr. Skinnylegs for once?"

Basil (sighing): "Kel, I'm sure your spells won't work this time either. Maybe just stick to making tea or something." (They are flaming Kel so hard rn)

Sunny (shrugging): "Whatever, I'm down for whatever. As long as we have snacks."

Kel (ignoring their reactions): "I'm feeling it this time, I really am! 🤞"

Suddenly, there's a bright flash of light and Mr. Skinnylegs appears in the room.

Mr. Skinnylegs (in a deep, gravelly voice): "What do you want, mortals?" (Who is Mr Skinnylegs and why am I scared of him)

Everyone looks annoyed or unimpressed.

Hero (sarcastically): "Oh, we were just hoping to have a riveting conversation with you, Mr. Skinnylegs. Obviously."

Kel (trying too hard to be funny): "I don't know about you guys, but I was hoping for a little one-on-one time with Mr. Skinnylegs if you know what I mean 😉" (Just wait 'till the shippers see this quote)

The rest of the group groans and looks at Kel in disgust.

Aubrey (rolling their eyes): "Gross, Kel. Can you not for once?"

Basil (annoyed): "Why are you always like this, Kel? Can't you just be normal?"

Sunny (shrugging again): "Eh, I don't really care either way. Can we just get to the snacks?" (I feel like Sunny and Kel got switched up here)

Mr. Skinnylegs (impatiently): "Make your wish, humans, and be quick about it."

The group quickly huddles together, whispering and giggling, before finally making their wish.

Hero (smiling): "We wish for more excitement and adventure, but without Kel's weird jokes."

Aubrey (nodding in agreement): "And maybe something cooler than Mr. Skinnylegs for once?"

Mr. Skinnylegs (chuckling): "Very well, mortals. Your wish is granted."

Suddenly, the apartment shakes and the group is surrounded by a swirling vortex of magic.

Basil (smiling): "This is more like it!"

Hero (laughing): "Yeah, this is gonna be awesome!"

Aubrey (grinning): "Finally, something interesting is happening!"

Sunny (munching on snacks): "Can we still summon pizza, though?" (Not even a redemption arch for Kel. Cruel.)

The group looks at the camera and smiles, as the vortex fades away and the credits roll.

FADE OUT.

SUMMARY: Goofiest chapter yet, Kel summons "Mr Skinnylegs" and gets flamed by everyone (no I did not tell the AI to make Kel speak like... this. It just decided to.)