We see the gang gathered on stage, with Kel at the podium, ready to deliver his best comebacks.
Kel (confidently): "Alright, alright, settle down, people. You all know why we're here. It's time for a roast battle, and I'm about to show you how it's done." (Kel no longer speaks in TikTok)
Hero (smiling nervously): "Uh, Kel, are you sure about this? We're your friends, we don't wanna hurt your feelings or anything."
Aubrey (smirking): "Speak for yourself, Hero. I've been waiting to take Kel down a peg or two."
Basil (nodding in agreement): "Yeah, me too. Kel's ego needs to be knocked down a notch."
Sunny (rolling her eyes): "Guys, come on. We're just here to have some fun. No need to get too mean."
Kel (laughing): "Don't worry about me, Hero. I can take it. And Aubrey, Basil, you might wanna think twice before going up against me. I've got some killer comebacks ready to go."
Aubrey (rolling her eyes): "Sure you do, Kel. We'll see about that."
Basil (nodding): "Let's get started, then. I'll go first."
Basil steps up to the podium and clears his throat.
Basil (grinning): "Kel, you think you're so tough, but you're just a big softie on the inside. You're like a teddy bear, if teddy bears were really annoying and had terrible fashion sense." (Says Basil)
The audience chuckles, but Kel doesn't look fazed.
Kel (smirking): "Nice one, Basil. I didn't realize you were so good at making terrible jokes."
The audience laughs harder, and Basil looks annoyed.
Aubrey (smiling): "Okay, my turn. Kel, you're like a mosquito buzzing in my ear. You're annoying, you won't go away, and if I had a fly swatter, I'd use it on you."
The audience roars with laughter, but Kel is quick with a comeback.
Kel (grinning): "Nice one, Aubrey. Too bad your jokes are about as original as your fashion sense." (You just stole that from Basil)
The audience erupts with laughter, and even Aubrey looks impressed.
Hero (laughing): "Okay, my turn. Kel, you're like a bad habit. No matter how hard we try, we just can't seem to get rid of you."
The audience chuckles, but Kel is ready with a killer comeback.
Kel (smiling): "Thanks for the compliment, Hero. I think you're the only one who actually likes me." (What??????)
The audience bursts into laughter, and even Sunny can't help but smile.
Sunny (giggling): "Alright, my turn. Kel, you're like a clown without a sense of humor. You're all dressed up with nowhere to go."
The audience chuckles, but Kel is unfazed.
Kel (laughing): "Good one, Sunny. Maybe you should stick to making flower crowns." (Isn't that Basil?)
The audience erupts with laughter.
The gang looked at each other, defeated and embarrassed after Kel's ruthless roast battle. But they knew they couldn't just let Kel get the last laugh.
Hero, feeling a surge of confidence, stepped forward.
"You may have won that battle, Kel, but we're not giving up that easily. We'll just have to come back with even better jokes."
Kel smirked, "Oh, you think you can handle it? Bring it on then."
Aubrey stepped up next, determined to show Kel that they weren't going to back down.
"Kel, the only reason your comebacks were so good is because you have no life outside of making fun of us. Maybe you should try making some actual friends instead of just being a bully." (SAYS AUBREY)
Sunny followed Aubrey, adding, "And don't forget, Kel, the bigger they are, the harder they fall. You might think you're on top now, but just wait until karma comes around." (Sunny that wasn't even good)
Basil then stepped up, "You know Kel, your jokes are like your personality, nonexistent." (First ok roast)
The gang laughed and cheered, feeling more confident than ever before.
Zack added, "Yeah, and maybe you should take a break from being so mean and try to actually be nice for once. It might surprise you." (Who the hell is Zack)
Kel stood there, a bit taken aback by the gang's comeback. He had never been talked to like this before.
Charlie, who had been quiet throughout the roast battle, finally spoke up, "Hey guys, maybe we should just let Kel have this one. I mean, we don't have to stoop to his level to win." (WHO IS CHARLIE)
The rest of the gang looked at Charlie, surprised but understanding.
Hero nodded, "You know what, Charlie's right. We don't have to keep fighting fire with fire. Let's just move on and focus on being good to each other instead of tearing each other down."
The gang shared a group hug, feeling united once again. (Ok who the hell won)
Kel watched from afar, feeling a twinge of guilt for his past behavior. He knew he had a lot of work to do to become a better person, but he was willing to try.
As the gang walked away, Kel called out, "Hey guys, I'm sorry for being such a jerk. Can we start over and be friends?"
The gang turned around, surprised but happy to hear Kel's apology.
"Of course, Kel," said Aubrey, smiling. "Everyone deserves a second chance."
The gang and Kel walked away, ready to start anew and leave their roast battle behind.
SUMMARY: Kel got flamed? I have no idea who won, but "Charlie" and "Zack" are here. Don't ask why, I don't know.
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Omori But It's Written By ChatGPT
FanfictionI put the basic plot of the video game OMORI into ChatGPT, and this is what it spat out.
