Loving a Bilzerian (Valtrex x fem! reader)

4

It's the next day and I'm sitting in Val's car.

"Alright so this is gonna be fun" he says as I shrug.

"I'm not huge on parties. So I hope so" I say as he shoots me a quick smile.

"Nah you will have a blast. Trust me. Leah is gonna be there"

Wow. Way to bring up another girl.

"Oh hell nah! Mentioning another bitch!" Connie shouts from the backseat.

Her eyes glance over at the hormone monster who is occupying the seat next to her.

Val has a hormone monster.

And it's Maury.

"Okay so are you saying I should do something about it? " he asks.

Connie nods.

"Give her some reasoning for mentioning another woman! " he shouts.

"So since she is your best friend, you guys can hang out" Val says as I nod.

"Oh thank heavens" Connie says as we get out at the party.

"I had to ask Mona and Tyler to babysit my dicks for this" Maury mumbles.

"Isnt Tyler a teen monster? " I ask as Val connects some dots.

"Oh yea. Don't think too much into the system" Maury says.

"You can see Maury? " Val asks as I nod.

"Yea. I have my own monstress. You can't see her" I say with a shrug.

"At least people will see me a little less crazy now" Val says more towards himself.

We enter the party and I just kinda stand there.

"Ooh! Let's do dirty dances on the table with that cute girl! We can totally have Val on his knees" Connie says as I shake my head.

"I didn't sign up for partying" Sonya mumbles as she sees the love bug that belongs to Val.

Emmy.

"Holy shit! Girl you got assigned to a boy? " Sonya says as I turn around.

"Emmy? Holy shit... Not you... " I say.

"You know Emmy? " Val asks as he turns around.

"She tried to make me have a relationship with a fucking jock boy who was a stuck up rich kid" I say as Sonya and Connie gasp.

"Emmy! You don't feed crushes! You feed the love! " Sonya says.

"Well come on. Let's dance? " Val asks as I nod.

"Why not? " I ask as we start dancing.

The dancing led to a hot and heavy make out session in the backseat of his car.

"YES KISS HER HARD! THEN FUCK HER TILL HER BACK BREAKS! " Maury yells.

"I can hear ya dude" I say as Val bursts out into a fit of laughter.

"And I wouldn't exactly fuck her here. Maybe at home. I'm not that mean" Val says as he sits up and stretches.

Connie giggles a little as we get into the front seats.

Val starts up the car and we head to his place.

I enter the house completely forgetting that he bit my neck like crazy until Andrew and Nick dropped their jaws low to the ground.

"Why are they here? " I ask Jay as he shrugs.

"Kurt was away at a friend's and you went away to a party. So they came over" Jay says.

"Why does my cousin have sooo many hickeys? Did I fail you? " Andrew asks.

"No. Calm down. Or we can talk about Bernie"

He sighs and hugs me.

"I miss her" he says.

"I know"

"So why do you have hickeys? " Nick asks as I smirk.

"Don't worry. You can ask Judd how hickeys happen"

"I know how they happen. Did Val do that? "

Val starts whistling and pacing around as I try not to laugh.

"Maybe" I say with a sly smirk.

"Maybe!? "

Oh boy this weekend is so much fun.