Loving a Bilzerian (Valtrex x fem! reader)

6

Sunday passes and now it's Monday at school.

"I mean now Tyler is around" I say as Jessi looks at me.

"Didn't he attempt to be your hormone monster? " Jessi asks as I shrug.

"Meh. Don't ask me" I say with a slight shake of the head.

He tried to once. That is true. But he realized Connie would be better.

I don't understand his intentions at all though.

Now him and I are best friends. Tyler would playfully flirt at times. But then again that's just him.

I sigh and sink in my seat while thinking about Val.

We aren't totally a thing yet.

We just started hooking up I guess. Just hot and heavy make out sessions and a pet name or two.

I forgot I was in the cafeteria until Val walks over to us.

"Hey Y/n. And well Jessi" Val says. I'm surprised he knows her name. He barely remembers Jay's half the time.

"Hi! What's up? " I ask as Connie pops up.

Maury is right behind Val.

"Alright ask to sit with her! Then she can suck you off under the table! " Maury says as I roll my eyes.

"Mind if I sit next to you? " Val asks.

"Go for it Val" I say as Maury just starts tapping me constantly on the shoulder.

"Tell your hormone monster to stop. He's annoying me" I say as Maury let's out a snort.

"I forgot you could see him" Val says as Emmy and Sonya walk over together.

"Shit. Your love bug is here" I mumble to Val as he can only see Emmy.

"Oh great" Val says.

Nick and Tyler walk over since Nick sits with us.

"Oh hello Valtrex" Nick says.

"Just Val dude" Val says as Nick nods.

"Sure. Alright. Val"

Hehe. Val. It reminds me of Total Drama. Where people would call Alejandro by Al just to fuck with him.

Tyler flings a carrot at my head and within seconds I dump my milk onto his head.

He kinda cringes but then smirks and shakes the milk out of his hair and gets it all over Nick.

"Ew!" Nick exclaims as I look at Val all innocent like.

"Hehe...? "

"Y/n what did you do? That's funny! " Val says as he chuckles and kisses me on the cheek. I thought we would be mad. Jeez Bilzerian's are different than other people.

Missy and Mona walk over and I just stare at Mona for a whole second.

"Hello mommy" I say as she smirks.

"Do you call Val daddy though?" She asks as Missy sits at the table.

I smirk and I tap Val on the shoulder.

He has cookies and I want them.

"Hey daddy" I say.

"Yes princess? " he asks in reply. Mona gasps and then giggles.

"Can I have cookies? "

"Yea of course" he says as he gives me three cookies.

"Thank you daddy"

"Oh you are so using that in bed" Val says with a smirk as Nick and Missy just sit there somewhat scared.

Jay runs over and hands me a card.

"Uh...why you give me a card? " I ask.

"Turn it over" Jay says.

It's the queen of hearts.

"Uh. Okay? "

"Matthew said that you are the queen of hearts because you stole my brothers heart" Jay says. I'm so confused. Jay this is a weird moment. Don't make moments weird.

"Uh sure dude. I'll keep that in mind" I say as I slip the card into my pocket.

Val laughs a little but then lunch ends and we have to head to class. Queen of hearts? What is this? Alice in Wonderland?