Loving a Bilzerian (Valtrex x fem! reader)

11

I sit on the couch as Jay keeps rambling about Lola dating Kurt to piss him off.

"Dude I really don't care. If Lola wants to be with Kurt, then fine. If you were actually in love with a twisted woman like Lola, it proves you are a Bilzerian" I say as Jay smirks.

"The fuck does that mean? You gonna do something bad to Valtrex? " he asks as I shake my head.

"No. No nothing like that. You Bilzerian's are quite wild. However, I'm not surprised you like Lola. I mean now you are getting jealous and shit. But it's not... I don't know. It's not healthy" I say as Jay sighs.

Seriously though his brother has had a big effect on me. Connie barely hangs out with me anymore. She says she doesn't feel the need to. I have to hang out with Tyler and Maury to more I go and chill with Andrew and Nick, but I swear Connie is only near me when Jessi or Leah are around.

I mean the last time I actually saw Connie, or Maury for that matter, was back at the baseball game. Maybe they are pissed that I didn't see who won?

Suddenly I see a flash of deep red and yellow as I turn to see Connie hiding behind the wall of the hallway that leads to the kitchen.

I get up and head out there as I cross my arms.

"What are you doing? " I ask as she sighs.

"Y/n..sweetie...its nothing personal" she says.

"Oh yea? Why the hell have you been for the past few days? " I ask as she just stands there. Val and I went to the movies quite a few times, had sex a few times, and a lot more. She has been gone for all of it.

"Well... You see some people don't need hormone monsters. You are basically...done. You know how to do sex right" she says as my jaw drops open.

"Really? Then fuck it! I don't want you as my hormone monster anymore" I say as she gasps.

"No! Honey you can't get rid of me! Even though you still are assigned to me, you might get an even worse hormone monster! " she says.

"Thought I didn't need one"

"Okay. Fine. I'll um... Just tell you the truth. Jessi needs me more than ever. And they want Maury and I to stop having you and Val as our clients" she explains as I just stand there for a moment in complete shock.

The portal opens as is reveals the afterlife.

Connie jumps through the portal, and is officially no longer my hormone monstress.

I head up to Val's room and knock on his door.

He opens in and I had to do a double take.

He's wearing a T-shirt and boxers, there is music blasting through his speakers, his bed is a mess, and he looks tired as shit.

"You need something honey?" He asks softly.

"Um. I um. First off why are you blasting Animals by Maroon 5 and second Connie and Maury are um..no longer our hormone monsters" I say as he sighs.

"I'll answer to those in order. I can't sleep, I know you and Jay decided to stay up talking. But dad is home and decided to fuck mom, so I tried blasting music, didn't help much. And two, it's going to be okay sweetheart. I'm sure you will be fine without one, I'm sure I'll be okay without Maury. You'll still see Connie when you hang with Jessi. Okay? Here come into my room. Maybe you can help me fall asleep" he says. I enter his room, turn the music down a bit, turn off the light, and cuddle with him until he passes out.