Loving a Bilzerian (Valtrex x fem! reader)

8

All I did was go to sleep. And here I am. Talking to Emmy about boys.

"Oh so I like this new dude. But he's a hormone monster" she says.

"What's wrong with that? They are really fucking fun" I say with a smirk.

"Nothing! He's the new one"

"Tyler? He's dating that addict angel from the other office"

"No not Carlos and Tyler. I'm not talking about their relationship. I'm talking about the newer one! Ralph! " she says as I just nod.

"Right cause that makes it so much better. I almost guessed Montel"

"Excuse me? The new baby that just popped out of Maury the other day? No thanks. Ralph is stunning. With his Black hair... And just... Everything! " she exclaims.

"My boyfriend on Earth is pretty hot"

"Yea he is. Isn't he? He's great for ya! How are you two doing? "

"Your ass shines the minute you enter a room that we sit in. You know how we are doing" I say as she rolls her eyes.

"Oh please. Your first fictional crush was the English teacher from 'Never Have I Ever', just to remember that he was Donald in 'Pitch Perfect', which led you into a simp state for a month" Emmy says with a grin. Fucking traitor.

"I didn't know it was him! He wasn't wearing the damn glasses! But I was smart to be team Ben"

"I was team Paxton... "

"And how did that go? "

"Shush. Oh look Tyler is walking over! " she says as Tyler rolls his eyes.

"When talking about fictional people from that singing movie... Bumper was hotter" Tyler says as Emmy and I just look at him. He kinda reminds me of Bumper.

"The asshole? Who was a dick to Benji? Please no dude" I say.

He looks at me for a solid moment.

"So how is you and Val as of recent? " Tyler asks.

"Oh great. He wants to take me to a movie next weekend. Fun shit" I say.

"What movie? "

"It 2017 version" I say.

"A scary movie! That's great! Get scared and jump into his arms! " Rochelle adds in as I look at her.

"Yea but he asked that earlier yesterday. Before the sex happened. Also on top of that, I find that movie as more as a comedy"

"That's going to be even more fun! The tension will be so sexy! Oh shit I might just cum! " Tyler says as I make a disgusted face.

"You decided Tyler was going to be your best friend" Emmy says as I sigh.

"Go to the fuck room and solve your issue" I say as Tyler walks off.

"Ello! " Montel says as he pops up from out of the blue.

"Shouldn't you be with your parents? " I ask as he shrugs.

"Soooo you got a boyfriend? Is he hot? An animal? Get on knees worthy? " Montels asks.

Yes to all of those.

"Go to your mom or dad. Where even are they? "

"Sex room. The manager allows me to be here because I'm a special little gem!"

"You're special alright" Emmy mumbles as Montel yanks on her antenna.

"Hey! " she yells as I giggle at Montel's reaction.

"Well I heard that you bitch! " Montel says as he crosses his arms.

"Guess what! " Mona says as she walks over.

"What? " I ask.

"You are being given a cubicle! Since you get sent here all the time, the boss thinks you should have your own branch here as 'travel kids' or any kids who get sent here that shouldn't be here"

Oh great.

I'm a worker now. And probably part spy.