Loving a Bilzerian (Valtrex x fem! reader)

7

I was sitting on Val's bed when suddenly he bolts up and rushes out of the room.

I follow to find him and Kurt acting like animals as they devour McDonald's.

I smile when I see Val close the lid to one of the burgers and puts it under his arm as he grabs more food.

I just look at Matthew as I wave a little.

Until Jay gets hit and Matthew shoots pepper spray.

"Oh yea they are immune to pepper spray" Jay adds as Val grabs another burger, and then steals Matthew's pepper spray.

"This is a condiment for me" Val says as he sprays pepper spray onto a burger and walks out of the kitchen.

"How are you dating that? " Matthew asks me.

"Cause I am. Well. Sort of am? " I say confused since Val hasn't confirmed shit.

"Oh no you are dating. Once his lips touched yours, you were claimed by him" Jay says. Jay... Does that logic imy to you as well? Cause you weren't with Matthew when you kissed him for the first time...

"Oh the joy" I say as I roll my eyes and head to find Val.

He's in his room and he offers me the one burger he didn't spray.

"Oh thanks Val" I say as I take the burger.

"Yea well you are my girlfriend" Val says.

Okay yea that there confirms it.

"Heh yea. Someone has to love ya" I say as I eat the pretty decent burger.

Val smiles and eats his food.

The next day was um interesting.

Jay had set up some party in the yard because Val has a bunch of brothers I guess.

"Okay but just be the shower lady" Jay says to me as I look at him.

"I'll wear a swim suit. I'm not being nude in front of other people. Only Val can see me nude" I say as Jay jumps in the air.

I head to Val's room and start going through his closet.

He suggested leaving some clothes here cause I'm over a lot, so I brought a swim suit because next summer they are getting a real pool. Jay tried to make one before.

I finally find it and then I grab one of Val's t-shirts.

I get changed and throw his shirt over my swim suit.

Val walks in and smirks.

"Wearing my stuff now? " he asks as he pulls me in for a kiss.

I kiss back before pulling away from him.

"Jay wants me to be some sort of shower woman" I say as I roll my eyes.

"Yeah about that. Party is in a few minutes" he says as we head to the yard.

Val sits down on a lawn chair as I hand him his shirt that I borrowed.

"Fuck you are hot" Val says with a smirk.

I step into the shower as people er well siblings of Val, arrive.

Val starts hooting as I fake clean myself.

Other boys start hooting and I can hear Val stop.

I guess he's jealous...? Maybe? I can't tell.

Suddenly I'm ripped out of the shower by one of the many random siblings.

"Holy shit she's hot! " the boy yells as the other rush over.

"Oh fuck" I mumble as Val pushes all of them aside.

He grabs ahold of me and is very fucking pissed.

"GET YOUR OWN FUCKING GIRLFRIEND YOU DICKS" Val shouts as the siblings just laugh and run.

He pulls me inside and drags me up to his room.

Ever heard of anger sex? Well I never had sex before but you get the point.

(I don't write smut. Deal with it.)

A half hour later, when Val and I are passed out nude under the covers, Jay just casually bursts in.

"Have you seen my cards? " Jay asks as I sit up.

I make sure the blanket covers me right as he turns the light on.

Val sits up annoyed.

"Jay look for them in the morning. Matthew does not need a magic trick at midnight" Val says as Jay sighs and leaves the room.

Bilzerians are weird.