Loving a Bilzerian (Valtrex x fem! reader)

9

It was simple really. Too simple. Maury and Connie opened a portal. And here we all sit in the office.

By we I mean Emmy, Connie, Maury, Tyler, Andrew, Nick, Val, and Jesse.

As Val messes with my hair Connie explains that they are going to play baseball against the shame wizards.

"I want nachos. Really good ones. Though I have to play for the team. Y/n can I feed you nachos? " Tyler asks me as I shake my head.

"Go do that to your angel boyfriend" I say as Val looks at me.

Then he looks at Tyler.

"You ain't feeding Y/n nachos. I feed her nachos. You can go die in a hole" Val says as I laugh a little.

"Babe calm down. He's joking" I say as Carlos walks into the areas.

He has short black hair, pale blue skin, and large dark blue wings.

"Who is dying? I heard nachos? " he asks as Tyler jumps up and down.

"You shall feed me nachos?!??" He says as more of a question than a statement.

Carlos just nods as people are getting ready to play baseball.

Ever since Montel became a shame wizard, Connie doesn't like the fact that he may win.

Val is going through a drawer in my little office cubicle and pulls out a vibrator.

My eyes widen as I motion to put that back before anyone sees it.

"Tyler got me that as a gift" I say through my teeth as Jessi snorts.

She must have seen it.

"Wow. No wonder why Connie is your hormone monster" Jessi says as I just look at her.

"Monstress. We share her. Why did I even invite you guys... " I say as I get ready to go.

"Cause I'm your boyfriend" Val says as I smile at him.

"No shit Sherlock. I meant about the others. Andrew is my cousin. So I get that" I say as Nick snorts and hits me lightly in the arm.

"Rude. I'm your bestie" Nick says as I hit him back a little harder.

He screams in fake pain and rubs his arm to look injured.

We head to the game as Tyler is eating nachos on the field.

"This may be more interesting than The Sandlot" Andrew says as I slowly look over at him.

"There is no fence containing a dog named Hercules on the other side. Never ever diss that movie. Or I will make you climb a fence with a vicious dog on the other side" I say as Val giggles beside me on the bleachers.

They start there game and they keep tying. Then the shame wizards start winning.

I start eating sunflower seeds as the monsters start cheating.

Then I drop my sunflower seeds. And I can't tell you who won that game.

Cause I found myself in the bathroom with Val pinning me against the stall door. Val reveals my vibrator that he must have pocketed earlier and he smirks at me.

An hour later we are back on earth as I sit on Val's bed.

"Baby" he says as I look at him.

"Yea? " I ask as I tilt my head slightly to the side.

"What's your fav color? " he asks as I shrug a little.

"(Your fave color), why? " I ask as he smirks.

"Oh no reason. Don't worry about it. I just had an idea about something" he says as he gets up and says he will be back soon.