This one-shot is a tad bit, dirty at places, so I'm warning you, it doesn't go that far, but it's mentioned, so if you are sensitive to that subject, go read my fanfic, although it sucks! :D
-TDM
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I sat on the kitchen chair, reading the newspaper that Ford had left on the table, my feet up and leaning back on my chair. I took a sip of my tea, placing the newspaper down, so it leant up against my legs. Until Ford came in, going to make his black coffee once again. He drank way, way, way, to much caffeine.
"Really, won't you drink something other that coffee, maybe like water, or tea, with less caffeine. Or maybe orange juice?" I asked, lifting up a brow. He shook his head, as I finished gulping my tea down my throat. "While you're there, can you please get me oj."
"Okay. Also, Y/N, are you dark matter? Because you're indescribable."
"Wow, you're pick up lines are amazing." As I gave a little giggle, while rolling my eyes, blushing. He handed me my oj, before making himself his coffee.
"Oh c'mon, I know you love it." He said, smiling down at me. I looked up at him, leaning on my chair so I could meet his face. "Also don't lean on your chair because you'll-." He stopped his sentence half away, as I fell backwards off my chair, luckily he caught me before I hit the floor. "Fall." He finished his sentence, lifting me up back upright. I giggled, as he kissed my forehead. I took a small sip of my OJ.
"Also personally, my pickup lines are better." I winked, getting up, wrapping my hands around his neck giving him a kiss. He slithered his arms around my waist, smirking.
"I beg to differ." He kissed me back, we stayed like that for a few moments. "How about we have pickup line contest, whoever comes up with the best pickup lines, wins, and decides the prize." I looked down at the floor, wondering if I should accept his offer.
"Okay fine, deal." I shook his six-fingered hand, as he gave me a kiss on the cheek.
"May the best man win." I furrowed my eyebrows competitively, again, wrapping my arms around his neck. He kept his arms secured around my waist, as I kissed him on the lips.
~Time skip~
It was the next morning, I lay on Stanford's chest, his arm securing me in place. He snored quietly, while I nuzzled in to his chest. I thought about different pick up lines I could use on him, my mind going several miles per hour, not managing to actually stop to think for a somewhat decent one.
'Hey are you on the periodic table, because you're sodium fine!'
'No to bland, and overused.'
'Are you Saturn, because I wanna put a ring around you.'
'No sounds like I wanna propose to him, that's his job. But if he proposed to me like that, I wouldn't accept. Actually no that's a lie, I would laugh and gladly accept.'
'Is that a telescope in your pants, or are you happy to see me.'
My eyes widened as I smiled, that one would make him fold, but I had to do it in the right way, unexpectedly, like when he is making coffee or doing work. Perfect. I smiled, as he continued snoring.
I thought about a few more I could use on him. Like: 'Hey, how would you like to recreate the Big Bang,' and, 'Hey baby, you caught my curiosity, mind if I explore you a little?'
That would be an automatic fold from him.
"Y/N, darling?" I must have fallen back to sleep because, the next thing I heard was Ford calling my name, trying to wake me up. Unfortunately it worked.
"No ahora estoy demasiado cansado." I nuzzled my head into his chest even more, he squeezed my waist, making me giggle. He loved to tease me by tickling me in the morning, but me being the person I am, absolutely despised it.
