N: Look, I'm sorry, but I had to do it.
P.head: all of you. Go.
He then kicks everyone out of the tower.
PM: I told you.
N: ugh. Why did he have to kick us out? Now we're homeless!
NS: hey! I'm back with pep!! What is happening? What did I miss?
N:...well..we all got kicked out of the tower because I ruined a stupid pink purse...
NS: what?! You...you broke the rules! The rules said to never lay a finger on that purse!
N: ...I know. But I had no other choice!
NS: how so?!?
N: I had to throw at the Italian man who,by the way, was running at supersonic speeds, which is 400 miles/ hour, trying TO KILL US!!!!! Things are going to get worse for us.
NS: and i'm guessing the purse broke.
N: *sigh* yeah...
NS: Hey, it's okay! I'm sure we can all figure something out! And i don't think anything bad is gonna happen to us-
P.head(on speaker): ATTENTION EVERYONE! SOMETHING BAD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU! IT'S GONNA GET WORSE!!!
NS:...uh....y'know what? I won't say a thing now.
N: what does he mean by that though... he is planning something....something is brewing...
PM: You know what else is brewing? That giant funnel cloud forming a tornado in front of us.
N: Wha-
PM: But not to worry!! I have my secret bunker!
NS: what in the apocalypse
Pep: .AAAA.
NS: dont worry im sure this tornado wont cause any damage-
P.head(on speaker): this tornado WILL cause LOTS and LOTS of damage!! Also, i'm starting a war!😁
NS:😐
N: bruh really
( back at the restaurant)
the word "war" echos through the halls and into his ear.
War.
PP: W-w-w-w-w-w-wa-wa-WAR?!?!?
( War flashbacks)
Gus: oh no..i better go home....
PP: i...must....find.....war....b-bunker.......
He drags himself out of his restaurant, and onto the soggy grass caused by the storm. He sees people fighting. Bombs everywhere. He also sees a few walk into the...ground???
PP:t...that must be the-a...w-w-war bunker....
He makes his way into the bunker.
Gus: Oh hey! You're here! Also did you know that possible extinction of all living things is upon us?
...
PP: im...im aware...but the thing that bothers me the most is...those people.WHY.ARE.THEY.HERE.
Gus: Well when it comes to war you gotta hide! Even with your worst enemies!
NS: uhm..hi! I Feel like I have seen you before..or heard about you...ohhh yeah! You're the one we're supposed to kill!😂
PP:...😐
N: ugh not you. Stupid.
PP: ...I am going to die here, aren't i? This is my final resting place. Goodbye.
TIMESKIP: 15 days
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NS: -and then guess what happened!
N: uhhhhhhhhhh-
NS: I stole his money and he was homeless again!
N: So that's why you suddenly gained $4847...
PP: CAN YOU GUYS ALL SHUT UP! I'M TRYING TO DIE HERE!!!💀
Gus: Let's bring the mood up by singing!
PP: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-
5 HOURS LATER...
NS:🎶🎵lalLAAALAALLALALLALALALALALALLLELELLELELLLALALALALALALALALLOOLOOOOOOOOOWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEand thats the end of the 5 hour song!🎶🎵
PM: hey! I just finished my masterpiece! It took 15 days and-
PP: *Rips the drawing*
PM: DUDE WHY?!1!1!1😨😟😐😠😢
Vigil: you're art of scrambled eggs really is scrambled now😂😂😂
PP: OK GUYS WE DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT'S HAPPENING OUT THERE, BUT I'M STARVING. I'M RUNNING OUT THERE TO GET ME SOME FOOD.
PM:..about that...uhhhh i locked it and i ate the key!😂💀
PP: i...I can't do this. Im gonna die here..with all THESE idiots.
Suddenly...a knock on the bunker door...who is it??
NS: I hope it's the pizza delivery guy! I'm starving!
Vigil: lemme look out the window...uh.uhh.
Ok. It is but a literal pizza man. HE'S HERE!!!!! And he has A SAW!!!!
N: WHAT😨 YOU FIGHT HIM, I DON'T WANT TO!
P.head: little idiots...one lost cheeseslime...apple..short guy...rat...two weird people....i see you...along with that chef...it's time TO DIE....
NS: I'm so scared...
N: hey! GET AWAY! just because your STUPID purse is RUINED doesn't mean you get to start a WAR and make EVERYONE SUFFER.
P.head: no. It's only me who's suffering😁
PP: That is definitely a lie...
P.head: well time to send someone to the backrooms!🙂
...
Vigil: AAAAAAAA-wait where is this? Where am i? This is familiar...well now i'm literally a lost cheese slime!😂
(Back to the bunker)
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N: well he's dead
NS: no i don't think he's dead but lost in an endless cycle of rooms and halls and pain!
N: makes sense🙂
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To be continued in part 7...
(This is so dumb)
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Pizza Tower Craziness Au (Nothing Is Normal)
Fanfictionafter part 16: after Peppino's wedding with Anton, everyone lives in a house. as of right now, house 1: peppino, anton, noise, noisette, vigilante, pepperman, pizzahead, Annie, Gustavo, Fake Peppino, Sludgy house 2: Pizzelle, Pizzano
