Pizza Tower Craziness Au (Nothing Is Normal)

PART 10:massacre

Fear.hiding.blood. a-

Wait, what? Let's rewind a bit...

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He tried to make his mafia take his soul to make his memories come back. But the chef didn't trust him.

Everyone woke up and some even started live streaming..

The mafia failed. So of course, a..well not really a war but...

P.head: you always trusted me in the war. Bombs, grenades, guns-

PP: ...( the words,the anger,the fear make him snap and he says this: )

Y'know.. This cutter..this pizza cutter...could really come in handy....

P.head: h-huh?

PP: (he picks it up and starts running towards everyone)

All: AAAAAAAAAA

*EVERYONE RUNS OUTSIDE THE RESTAURANT, IT'S CURRENTLY 6:57 A.M*

*REWIND STOP*

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And so here we are. The massacre.

PP: YOU ALL DIE!!!!!😠

He has a pizza cutter and is killing citizens...

N: what is happening...

NS: i-i dont know...im so scared...😢

PM: he was SO mad that he started killing people...c'mon guys! Let's start a resistance!!

NS: a what?😲

PM: we protect ourselves from the massacre! That dude has clearly gone insane, so i hope he doesn't form a team and-

Gus: HEY GUYS! I joined a team called the P.I.E!! The PEOPLE INSANE EVIL!! along with pep!! Our goal is to kill!!

NS: uhhh so..you aren't like gonna..kill us...

Right?

Right?

Gus: Well you know what my job is...look i don't know what caused this but i just feel evil today.

NS: y-you don't have to do this...

N: c'mon! Hurry, let's get away from this insane Italian 2.0!

NS: where are we going!

N: we're going to hide in that porta potty over there.

NS: ... I'm sorry. I'm going to the woman shelter 4 miles away from here...

N: That's dangerous!!

NS: it's safer.

N: don't do this now!! PLEASE.

NS: we are going to have to part ways then...

N: WHAT?!?!?! No. NO. You're coming with us in that porta potty-

NS: I DON'T WANT TO STAY IN THAT STUPID,GROSS,TINY PORTA POTTY.

*Vigilante coughs loudly*

N: idc.

NS: y'know what? WE'RE DONE. DIVORCED.

N: ...y-you're joking...right??

NS: no..I'm not.

N: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

NS: *DRIVES AWAY TO GO TO THE WOMAN SHELTER*

N: ...😢😢😢💔💔💔

PM: 💀

N: shut it, you APPLE 🍎.

PM: bruh

Everyone runs to hide in the portapotty.

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*Meanwhile, at the P.I.E headquarters...*

PP: ..have you killed yet?

Gus: no because they all hid in a portapotty! Those things are gross!

PP: send in..the killer.

Gus: he is literally right here

Pep: *eating burger made out of remains of the dead*

PP: Well, YOU. Kill the annoying people.

Pep: ?yhw?

PP: because

Pep: ..ko..

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*in the porta potty*

N: I need ..to talk to her.....

PM: I knew this would happen.

P.head: Actually, I knew ALL of this would happen. Remember in the last part? I said "in the future...he will do something bad that causes 9 divorces..death...and...oh.much more."

PM: What about the 9 divorces?

P.head: i don't freaking know😒 the first divorce has happened but i don't know about other 8 divorces...

PM: well i gotta finish my artwork

N: MOVE YOUR DUMB DRAWING OF CRUMPLED PAPER *RUINS THE ART*

Vigil: now you're drawing of crumpled paper is crumpled paper😂

PM: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-

' I need to go have a talk with her..'

He walked all 4 miles to get to the shelter.

*knock,knock*

NS: Who's there..?

N: canwe.

NS: canwe who?

N: canwe get married again?

NS: *sigh* This is a women's shelter. Didn't you read the sign? Get outta here.

N: PLEASE COME BACK! I WILL GIVE YOU SOME POPCORN! YOUR FAV-

NS: Aaaaaaaand ...no.....

N: ...*sigh*....

He walks all the way back to go back to the porta potty.

All of a sudden...

Pep: FRRRRRR....EEEEZEWWE!!11!1

N: AHHHH! NO!!

Pep: ...eid ouy....WON!!!!

N: * runs away*

PM: you're back.

N: no..no luck...

NS: hey..

N: youre back? WHY?

NS: because the food was bland there.

N: s-so...you didn't miss-

NS: aww of COURSE i missed you. The divorce plan is gone.

N: yay😄😄😄

P.head: guys. We can't just stay here forever.

Vigil: he's literally out there murdering people, and youre saying we just WALK out there in the middle of a massacre?? NOPE.

P.head: We don't really have a choice. Well we do but we either stay in here and starve...OR, go out there,take action,and relive the problem and live normally! The best thing to do is pick the best option if we want to live.

N: ok but..none of this was our fault...why do WE have to take responsibility for your actions???

PM: Yeah, this is all kinda your fault.

P.head: holy- you're right..... I'm gonna go out there..

N: boss, are you sure?

P.head: I ain't your boss anymore. You guys are free..so am i..wait..of..of course! That's the solution!

N: wait what huh

P.head: I'll be right back...