14 days later....
War. The war is still going on strong. People outside the bunker are fighting and there's blood everywhere! Bombs too. But yet, here we are, 14 days later... let's see what's happening...
Vigils pov:
Here I was, smack dab in the middle of a yellow dimly lit hall of nothingness. Nothing a gunslinger such as myself can't handle! Wait...
WHERE IS MY GUN!?
OH NO..
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His gun was lost...so he had no weapon.
Then,suddenly...
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*CRASH*
what-what was that....
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*whispers*
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He's right behind me isn't he?
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MONSTER: AAAAGAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!
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AHHHHHHH-
(Back in the bunker....)
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PM: uhm guys? Have I mentioned that I have a survival kit with keys and food in it?
N:...bruh. No YOU HAVEN'T. Gimme food.
NS: please i'm starving! I've been drinking nothing but coffee for 29 days!😔
N: i've been eating my own hair
Gus: I've been eating my cheese!
Pep:I...EA-T...--M--Y...PIZ---ZIAAA...TH..AT..I...MA..DE....
PP: ....
N: guys i think he is dead💀
PP:...food...food...wait..FOOD?!?!? DID YOU SAY FOOD?!?
*steals the survival kit and eats everything, including the keys*
PM: dude. You ate all the food INCLUDING the KEYS! NOW WE CAN'T GET OUT.
PP: I dont give crap. Not like we'd even survive out there.😐
*THEN THERE IS CHAINSAW SOUNDS*
NS: AHH! Im so scared!!!😰 What is that noise!??
N: huh what
NS: NO I MEAN AS IN ACTUAL "NOISE".💀
There is weird sounds coming from outside! Someones gotta check!
N: who will check...?
NS: the...Uh...the clone! I-i bet he's invincible!! I mean, w-whats the worst that can happen?
Pep: -TNOW I !EVIVRUS TNOW I !EVIVRUS TNOW I !T'NOD ESAELP !ON !TIAW ??HUH
NS: alright! What do you see out the window? What's that sound?
Pep: !!DERACS MI PLEH TEG ESAELP !!!YRACS....wasniahc...yracS..
NS: WHAT? A chainsaw? Hmmmm...oh!
Oh no! Guys.. He HAS A CHAINSAW AND HE IS GOING TO KILL US
N: NO WAY WE'RE DYING FOR REAL THIS TIME
PM: I'll miss you, art...
PP: normal day in the war.
P.head: guys....you can't hide FOREVER....i'm GOING TO KILL EVERYONE.. * BREAKS OPEN WINDOW WITH CHAINSAW*
N: DUDE JUST BUY ANOTHER PURSE DUDE
P.Head: no. She was the one and only, power purse..
*ALL GASP*
NS: p-power purse....? You mean the one that contains an incomprehensible amount of knowledge and power?
N: what.
NS: it's an ancient artifact that is 1,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 years old... it came from the gods... I don't even know how he managed to get his greasy hands on the purse...im so scared...
P.head: anyways. You all die now😁
N: uhm....i cant believe im gonna do this but..here! Have the pink purse!!!!
NS: WAIT WHAAAAT? YOU HAD THE PINK PURSE THE WHOLE TIME??
N: LOOK IT HAS SO MUCH POWER, OKAY?
PP: SO I ENDURED ALL THIS TRAUMA FOR NOTHING? WHAT! 🤬
N: pretty much😂
P.head: ....OMG PURSIE YAY YOU'RE BACK WEEEEEEE YOU GUYS ARE ALL EXCUSED, NO MORE WAR EVERYONE!!☺
PM: bruh what are you, our principal? 😭
N: ..well that just happened
NS:..yep. Wait a minute...i feel like we're missing something...or someone....
*portal opens*
Vigil: AUUGGHH! WHAT- oh....uh ..hey y'all. Did I miss something?
Gus: wait a minute...is that thing made out of CHEESE?
PP: Don't-a you dare....
NS: Well where do we live? He still doesn't want us back at the tower...since he doesn't trust us near the powerpurse even though it wasn't MOST of our faults...
N: 😥
Gus: Here's a suggestion: live at the restaurant!
PP: wait WHAT- I CAN'T AFFORD TO FEED MORE PEOPLE! A MAN AND A RAT IS PLENTY FOR ME!
EVERYONE: sure,fine, i guess
The next day...
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NS: wow this place is great! There's even free food! And they're deliciously wrapped in a brown lunch bag!
PP: The food here isn't free. They are for the customers. (In mind: kill me )
(Ding-dong)
PP: Please let that be a draft to
the war or something...
P.head: 🙄 let me in bruh im moving in
PP: I'm going to die here with these idiots...
N: You sure are!
And so now they live in the same restaurant. What could possibly go wrong?
End of book 1
(Hooray!)
(What even is this anymore)
It says end of book 1 because im printing the pages.
Any ways, expect book 2 to be insane and lore packed(?) Idk if it even counts as lore bruh💀
But in book two there's divorces( yes i said divorces) fights, funny moments, serious moments and the gang just being silly!
YOU ARE READING
Pizza Tower Craziness Au (Nothing Is Normal)
Fanfictionafter part 16: after Peppino's wedding with Anton, everyone lives in a house. as of right now, house 1: peppino, anton, noise, noisette, vigilante, pepperman, pizzahead, Annie, Gustavo, Fake Peppino, Sludgy house 2: Pizzelle, Pizzano
