PART 7: GRENADE

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NS: Okay guys. Get your shovels ready when you see the prison. Then we will dig a hole, and if my calculations are correct, we will end up in cell 300!

P.head: do we HAVE to do this?

NS: Do you want him out of that place?

P.head: no

NS: oh ...whatever. You have to dig anyway.

N: are we there yet

NS: ugh not THIS again....NO were not there yet.

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30 MINUTES LATER...

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N: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ARE WE THERE YET?

NS: NO, WERE NOT THERE YET!!!

N: Aw , c'mon...

PM: Wait guys, look!!! In the distance!

Vigil: the prison is not in the distance, it's literally right in front of us💀💀💀

NS: okay guys, according to my calcu-

P.head: "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS"🤓☝

NS: .... AS I WAS SAYING, we should be digging a hole rightttttttt....here!

Vigil: umm...pardon? But the egg "momument" is there...

NS: does it look like I care?

NS: does it look like I care?

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Vigil: nope.

NS: EGGactly!

PM: erm actually, it's "Eggsactly.." 🙄

Vigil: but we can't ruin the egg momument!!! It's a part of history!!!

N: Who cares about history! we need to get Peppino out ! Only because he gives us a place to stay tho 😛

Pep: ...gge yortsed ton od.....

NS: im sorry, but....( BREAKS EGG MOMUMENT)

PM: YOU FOOL! THAT WAS PART OF ART HISTORY!NOO! ☹️

NS: idc😀,start digging!😁

Vigil: ugh we always gotta do the grunt work around here, huh?

NS: pretty much!! Anyways, are you guys done yet?

N: We JUST started! 😡

P.head: hey guys i found a grenade!!! Pretty cool!!! What's this string on it? I'm gonna pull it!😁😄😂

NS: WAIT NOOOO-

Vigil: fiddlesticks...we're toast!😨🤠😨

(BOOM)

N: *coughing* oww...what....happened...?

NS: guys...look!

Vigil: that grenade made a huge hole!!

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Vigil: that grenade made a huge hole!!

HOLEy!!!😂🤠💀

NS: Well now let's go in and free the beast!

N: huh

( IN THE HOLE )

Vigil: y'know this reminds me of way back in 1907 when I was in the mineshaft. 🤠🫨

Pepperman: ew it's so dirty in here...my stem is getting um. Dirty.

N: why are there spikes?

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N: why are there spikes?

NS: because there are spikes.

N: wha-

NS: guys look!! A light!!

Vigil: its cell 300!

NS: Let's get out of here!

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PP: what the-

NS: fear not, as we are here to rescue you from your eternal nightmares and pain!!!

PP: uh......ok...but..you...pep..

Pep: ?tahw?

PP: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!

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NS: *gasp* you did that!?

PP: ummm well i did lock him out, but he was chasing me! He could've said he was just playing tag!!! But ok...i will...let you work in the restaurant, pep.

Pep: !?yllaer?! !yaY!

PP: Of course ! 😇😊

NS: Okay guys. Let's go...home.

P.head: there can't possibly be anything that could ruin this year for us!

N: yeah... except annoying people. Like EVERYONE HERE( except you)

NS: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-

N: OKAY OKAY. thats enough!

NS:😐

PP: lets-a just go back home, oh where is Gustavo by the way?

( at the restaurant)

*boom* *crash*

Gus: nononononoNONO!!!!! THE PIZZAS ARE BURNING!!1!1!1!1!11

PP: WHAT IS GOING ON

Then everyone went to sleep. Well...only one person.

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