NS: Okay guys. Get your shovels ready when you see the prison. Then we will dig a hole, and if my calculations are correct, we will end up in cell 300!
P.head: do we HAVE to do this?
NS: Do you want him out of that place?
P.head: no
NS: oh ...whatever. You have to dig anyway.
N: are we there yet
NS: ugh not THIS again....NO were not there yet.
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30 MINUTES LATER...
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N: Are we there yet? Are we there yet? ARE WE THERE YET?
NS: NO, WERE NOT THERE YET!!!
N: Aw , c'mon...
PM: Wait guys, look!!! In the distance!
Vigil: the prison is not in the distance, it's literally right in front of us💀💀💀
NS: okay guys, according to my calcu-
P.head: "ACCORDING TO MY CALCULATIONS"🤓☝
NS: .... AS I WAS SAYING, we should be digging a hole rightttttttt....here!
Vigil: umm...pardon? But the egg "momument" is there...
NS: does it look like I care?
Vigil: nope.
NS: EGGactly!
PM: erm actually, it's "Eggsactly.." 🙄
Vigil: but we can't ruin the egg momument!!! It's a part of history!!!
N: Who cares about history! we need to get Peppino out ! Only because he gives us a place to stay tho 😛
Pep: ...gge yortsed ton od.....
NS: im sorry, but....( BREAKS EGG MOMUMENT)
PM: YOU FOOL! THAT WAS PART OF ART HISTORY!NOO! ☹️
NS: idc😀,start digging!😁
Vigil: ugh we always gotta do the grunt work around here, huh?
NS: pretty much!! Anyways, are you guys done yet?
N: We JUST started! 😡
P.head: hey guys i found a grenade!!! Pretty cool!!! What's this string on it? I'm gonna pull it!😁😄😂
NS: WAIT NOOOO-
Vigil: fiddlesticks...we're toast!😨🤠😨
(BOOM)
N: *coughing* oww...what....happened...?
NS: guys...look!
Vigil: that grenade made a huge hole!!
HOLEy!!!😂🤠💀
NS: Well now let's go in and free the beast!
N: huh
( IN THE HOLE )
Vigil: y'know this reminds me of way back in 1907 when I was in the mineshaft. 🤠🫨
Pepperman: ew it's so dirty in here...my stem is getting um. Dirty.
N: why are there spikes?
NS: because there are spikes.
N: wha-
NS: guys look!! A light!!
Vigil: its cell 300!
NS: Let's get out of here!
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PP: what the-
NS: fear not, as we are here to rescue you from your eternal nightmares and pain!!!
PP: uh......ok...but..you...pep..
Pep: ?tahw?
PP: YOU KNOW WHAT YOU DID!!
Pep: !!!!!WON EVIL OT EREHW WONK TOG I ,TUO EM KCIK DNA SGNIHT tselttiL EHT ROF EM TA DAM TEG SYAWLA UOY !!efil evil em tel ,zeej ekiL !?gnilley er'uoy won dna!!!gniyalp saw i tub uoy gnisahc elihw yracs dekool i wonk I...yalp ot detnaw tsuj I .em deppart uoy esuaceb stsop tuollac eht etorw I
NS: *gasp* you did that!?
PP: ummm well i did lock him out, but he was chasing me! He could've said he was just playing tag!!! But ok...i will...let you work in the restaurant, pep.
Pep: !?yllaer?! !yaY!
PP: Of course ! 😇😊
NS: Okay guys. Let's go...home.
P.head: there can't possibly be anything that could ruin this year for us!
N: yeah... except annoying people. Like EVERYONE HERE( except you)
NS: awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww-
N: OKAY OKAY. thats enough!
NS:😐
PP: lets-a just go back home, oh where is Gustavo by the way?
( at the restaurant)
*boom* *crash*
Gus: nononononoNONO!!!!! THE PIZZAS ARE BURNING!!1!1!1!1!11
PP: WHAT IS GOING ON
Then everyone went to sleep. Well...only one person.
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Pizza Tower Craziness Au (Nothing Is Normal)
Fanfictionafter part 16: after Peppino's wedding with Anton, everyone lives in a house. as of right now, house 1: peppino, anton, noise, noisette, vigilante, pepperman, pizzahead, Annie, Gustavo, Fake Peppino, Sludgy house 2: Pizzelle, Pizzano