Pizza Tower Craziness Au (Nothing Is Normal)

Part 9: you were clueless this whole time...

NS: we also need to put a big ol bandaid on pep's eye- er....um...injury.

N: GUYS I FOUND THE OREGANO!!!

PP: LETS-A GO!!!!!

NS: So you guys over there..... are just gonna livestream this??

PM: 👍

Vigil: i'm just..processing..the situation right now....

NS: well anyways...the priest is here. START THE RITUAL.

The ritual is done by chanting an Italian song backwards and then pouring oregano on the dead body.

A few moments later...

NS: Hey gus, are you ok?

Gus: huh? Where..am i?

N: guys... I think we erased some of his memories...

Gus: huh?

N: NOTHING

Gus: Well, I gotta go to sleep. But I had the craziest dream, and you guys were in it!! Oh hi brick!

PP: w-well..goodnight everyone. Or badnight. Whichever works for you.

NS: its 2:54 am...

N: the demons are coming....

P.head: what do you mean? There is already a demon here. That STUPID italian.

PP: bruh. Who ASKED.

NS: yeah who- wait what was the last word..??

N: bruh you really forgot😂😂😂

P.head: Well first of all, the reason that he is
a demon is because he is evil and I had a vision!

N: what

P.head: in the future...he will do something bad that causes 9 divorces..death...and...oh.much more.

N: huh

NS: what in the prophecy

N: PFFTT, YEAH RIGHT! THERE WILL BE NO DIVORCES,NO DEATHS, AND NOTHING ELSE.

P.head: well let me tell you how i got this information...well...nevermind...

N: ok...why so ominous..? Like, you have been acting weird ever since you saw the dead body... ohhhh i know! It's your first time seeing a dead body and-

P.head: oh trust me...this is NOT my first time.

N:😨😰...

PP: bruh what's happening

P.head: YOU.

PP: huh wait what

P.head: you know what you did...

PP: 💀bruh goofy ahh-

P.head: SHUT IT, YOU FAT SACK OF FLOUR.

PP: well YOU SHUT UP YOU...you...uhh...you.....murderer?

P.head: ...😆😄😃🙂😐🙁😣😞

N: bro did all 8 phases of the moon💀

P.head: I AM GOING TO SQUEEZE YOU UNTIL YOU ARE NOTHING BUT OF A PILE OF LOW IQ.

N: bru geez who hurt you

P.head: him obviously. Well not literally...

N: what is blug blabbering on about💀💀💀

PP: What exactly are you talking about..?

P.head: Well you got your memories erased...

PP: BRO LITERALLY WHAT ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT

NS: im...sooo......scared........

N: yeah....and im sooo...tired....

P.head: anyway YOU worked there with me and...uhm. well you worked with me at my place i made. But then...someone erased your memories because you looked at his evil...plans....

PP: i'm so confused right now... nothing makes sense..

P.head: and since your memories were erased..it erased moments of the war. I was in it too y'know?

PP: what..wait..war...i feel like..i'm forgetting...something..

P.head: and if you just lend me your soul,-

PP: what.what. WHAT-

P.head: you didn't let me finish. Then you could have the memories back.. The good and the bad ones.

N: uhhhh cool are you done with your cringe so sad story monologue 🙄

P.head: uh💀

PP: ... and how can I trust you with your dumb lying self? YOU ALMOST DESTROYED MY HOME. And you're probably making this whole story up.

P.head: You idiot.

PP: OHH NOW I'M THE IDIOT? I'M BETTER AT MATH THAN YOU.

NS: GUYS CALM...lets all have a nice, calm, relaxing, talk about this and-

P.head: no let's not. In fact I'm just gonna have to force you.

PP: BRUH YOU PROB WANT TO STEAL MY SOUL TO GET RID OF ME

P.head: look, i know-

PP: YOU KNOW NOTHING.

P.head: If anything, YOU know nothing..

PP: ...well you are known as the worlds best LIAR .

P.head: fine.

PP: AND EVEN IF THIS STORY IS TRUE,WHY WOULD I WANT TO REMEMBER THE WAR!???

P.head: if only you knew.

PP: WHO ERASED MY MEMORIES IF THIS IS ALL TRUE????

P.head: it was someone..that we worked together to build my restaurant.

PP: WELL I DON'T CARE.

P.head: yeah well...THEN MAYBE I DON'T CARE YOU DUMB ITALIAN. I HAVE MY MAFIA GANG TO TAKE YOUR SOUL.

PP: ..huh...??

TO BE CONTINUED IN NEXT PART...