ENIGMA (Deadpool x Seme Male Reader)

007 - J.A.R.V.I.S

You urged Wade to sleep in his nest for the remainder of the day. You wouldn't be going to work for another five days so you didn't need to worry about either of you sticking to a schedule.

You fluttered around the suite, cleaning what you could and lamenting at the barren state of the place. God you hated it. It felt clinical, apart from the smell. It wasn't good enough for Wade.

The apartment you'd shared with your first support omega was a much better frame of reference.

Heavy curtains that blocked out light when closed. Multiple different types of chairs and beanbags and pillows in the living room area. House plants and flowers to liven up the place. A four poster bed with sheer material curtains. Richard liked the bed that way. Made his nest more cozy.

You stood there, brooding in the kitchen. "Wish I could buy all that shit, but this is what we've been given so I'll have to work with it."

Mr Stark is more than willing to allow you to buy the materials you need.

A voice echoed around you. You startled. "Fuck sake! That scared me. Uh, hi?"

My apologies. I'm J.A.R.V.I.S, one of Mr Stark's A.I.

"Oh. Okay. Nice to meet you, Jarvis."

The pleasure is mine, Mr (L/N). I simply wanted to inform you that you are allowed to purchase anything using the screen on the fridge. Mr Stark will cover the costs.

"I couldn't ask that of him. That's my responsibility."

Seeing that Mr Wilson is now partnered with the Avengers, it is Mr Stark's responsibility as well.

"Still, I, could you ask him for permission first, though?"

Very well. He is currently in a meeting but I will convey your message to him shortly. If I may, your actions do not fit general behavioral patterns of alphas. Why is that?

"I'm afraid I can't give you a factual statement, Jarvis. I just don't like being rude and I do not feel the need to prove myself as an enigma."

Oh. I believe Miss Potts has mentioned the concept to me before. It is called toxic masculinity is it not? The social construct that drives alphas to exhibit arrogant and violent behavior?

"Pretty much, yeah. We can have more detailed discussions about it but you'll have to fact check everything that I tell you, unfortunately."

Despite the fact that the A.I. had not voiced their amusement, you felt it permeate their tone.

I already do that with all humans, Mr (L/N). Human memory proves to be exceptionally fallible

You snorted. "I'm sure. Thank you for your help, Jarvis."

Do call for me whenever you need something, Mr (L/N)

"Sure thing," you answered and their voice disappeared. It was kind of weird having a voice surround you so entirely instead of coming from one source. Was that what the inside of Wade's head sounded like? You hoped not.

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Mr Stark has given you his express permission to purchase anything pertaining to Mr Wilson's treatment