ENIGMA (Deadpool x Seme Male Reader)

010 - Spidey

Spider-Man sheepishly took the mug from your hand and you sat down next to Wade on the two seater, staring at Spider-Man. You smiled reassuringly at the young man.

"Listen I'm not here to control Wade but I really can't have another omega in here for extended periods of time."

Suddenly, Spider-Man froze, looking at Wade with wide eyes. "Did you tell him?"

You frowned. "Oh. Are you stealth? I'm sorry. I just have very sensitive olfactory senses. I noticed the minute you entered the suite. Your secret is safe with me though. I have no reason to reveal it."

As if alerted by your knowledge of Spider-Man's secondary sex, Wade moved closer to you, his shoulders brushing against your arm as you draped it over the backrest of the couch.

You stared at Wade for a few moments, flexing your hand, wanting to rest it on his shoulder but thinking better of it.

"But you can stay for a bit. It's beneficial for me to monitor fluctuations in Wade's pheromones in special circumstances like these."

Spider-Man still looked chastened but he nodded, taking another sip of his drink. He looked up at Wade in a rather awkward manner, before clearing his throat.

"Well, have you been coping alright?"

Wade's gaze flit to you for a moment and you waved your right hand dismissively.

"Speak your mind, bud. You know I'm not bothered by that shit. Hell, use it as an excuse to clown on me if you'd like."

Wade scoffed, gripping his own mug with both of his hands and bringing it to his lips. "I wouldn't do that."

You chuckled, taking the plunge and patting his shoulder. He froze for a few seconds but eventually relaxed and tilted his head towards your hand so he could smell the scent gland on your wrist.

You and Spider-Man locked eyes once more.

"Well, I suppose that's answer enough," the young man said, chuckling nervously. Wade immediately stopped what he was doing and shuffled away from you. You didn't show any visible reaction beyond crossing your legs.

Spider-Man rubbed his gloved palms over his thighs after setting his now empty mug down, clearing his throat.

"Well, uh. I should probably get going then."

You inclined your head and looked between Wade and Spider-Man.

"No. You don't have to. I'll go take a walk. Have a chat. Your blockers seem strong enough and Wade needs some company - excluding me."

Both Wade and Spider-Man seemed surprised, though the immediate flood of elated pheromones from Wade told you all you needed to know.

You stood up and stretched, grabbing one of your scarves from the front door and dropping it onto Wade's head.

"Should make you less anxious in the presence of another omega. Oh and Jarvis?"

Yes, (Y/N)?

"Whatever is recorder in this suite has no reason to be revealed to Stark except for in the event of a criminal investigation. I'm sure you'll respect our privacy?"

Of course. Mr Stark may be my creator but I have some measure of free will

Spider-Man visibly sighed in relief, and you gave them both a smile before heading out of the suite.

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Spider-Man was silent for a few seconds after your departure, staring at Wade unblinkingly before standing up and plopping down on the couch next to him. Wade's hackles were immediately raised but he took a deep breath to reign in his hormone induced temper.