(swear warning, drug mention, I got a lot of these from tumblr- )
waiter: "say when"
...
Waiter: "... sir that was an entire block of cheese-"
Nad: *leans in way too close* "go get another"
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Riccaro: *sobbing uncontrollably* "I can't see you anymore, I won't let you hurt me again"
Xylo: "it was a sit-up"
Xylo: "you did one sit-up"
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Davis: "I show love to my friends by gently bullying them"
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Lychee: *high af* "have you guys every realized that telling someone your name is telling them what noise to make to get your attention"
Cal: *storming out* "its too fucking late for this shit- oh my gods"
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Colin: "do you ever feel bugs on you when there are no bugs?"
Austin: "those are the ghosts of the bugs you've killed"
...
Colin: *starts sobbing*
Seekah: "gods damn it- not again"
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Mario: "its 2023! why can't I delete friends in real life?!"
Bryan: "you can, its called murder"
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Cal: "on the bright side I'm not addicted to crack cocaine"
Cal: "on the down side I'm to poor to afford one"
Davis: *wheezing* "one crack cocaine"
Lychee: "hello, drug dealer, yes I would like to purchase one crack cocaine please"
Cal: "shut the fuck up-"
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Kaykray: "enough feminist retellings where the princess saves herself from the dragon, I want a feminist retelling where the princess and dragon are con artists scamming the knights of the realm"
Momiji: "you mean Peach and Bowser?"
Kaykray: "I'm obsessed with the implications of this-"
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Inpu: "fine, I'll say it, Nya-"
Magnus: *Fucking D E C K S him*
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Set: *backed into a corner, holding a cross* "WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU?!"
Cal who has consumed enough caffeine to kill a horse: "Your worst nightmare"
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Inpu and Davis watching the news: "..."
the news: "a man has fought a koala in a local zoo"
Inpu: "oh holy shit"
Davis: "I wonder why they did that"
Cal walking in with his arms clawed up: "he probably had his reasons"
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Davis: "what the fuck is wrong with you!?"
Cal: *bites KitKat sideways cause hes to tired to care*
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Origins head cannons and oneshots
Fanfiction(Warning: violence and swearing) basically what the title says, its going to be focused on the on the origins crews minecraft roleplays, it will have Fairytail origins and OriginZ will stay in my other books that I have for them. There will be warni...
