(swear warning)
Brandon: Well, well, well, if it isn't the consequences of my actions.
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Imp: I scare people a lot because I walk very softly and they don't hear me enter rooms. So when they turn around, I'm just kind of there and their fear fuels me.
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Austin: We all have our demons.
Austin, grabbing Ryan: This one's mine.
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Ryan: What? I'm not aggressive!
Brandon: Last Tuesday, you wacked me with a pair of crocs and stole my chocolate chips?
Ryan: Survival of the fittest, bitch.
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Xylo: You have to apologize to the alpha!
Bri: Fine!
Bri: Unfuck you, or whatever!
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Brandon: Imp won't come out of their room!
Lucas: Just tell them I said something.
Brandon: Like what?
Lucas: Anything factually incorrect.
Brandon, shrugging: If you say so.
Imp, arriving moments later: Did you just say the sun is a PLANET?
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Bri: At first I thought you were foolish and incompetent.
Ryan: My apologies for whatever misstep I may have taken to dispel that impression. It was an honest mistake, I swear.
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Marsh: You have an impressive pain tolerance.
Mario: Thanks, it's the trauma.
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Mitch: I dunno if I'm ready to process the ramifications of this bullshit.
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*thoughts on stabbing*
Bryan: Would never stab anyone.
Devin: Would stab someone in retaliation.
Brandon: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.
Mario: Would stab without warning.
Lucas: Would stab as a warning.
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Lucas: Xylo... I'm bleeding...
Xylo: Oh god... what's your blood type?!
Lucas: B positive...
Xylo: I'm trying to but you're bleeding-
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Austin: Is the pink panther a lion?
Imp: Say that again but slower.
Austin: I don't get it.
Imp: He's a PANTHER.
Austin: Is that a type of lion?
Imp: No, it's a fucking panther.
Austin: *googles panther* They aren't pink?
Imp: AND LIONS ARE?!
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Origins head cannons and oneshots
Fanfiction(Warning: violence and swearing) basically what the title says, its going to be focused on the on the origins crews minecraft roleplays, it will have Fairytail origins and OriginZ will stay in my other books that I have for them. There will be warni...
