(guys I promise- I'm going to write other stuff then just OoO I'm just procrastinating re-watching the other shows- I'll get some other stuff written soon-)
(swear warning)
(got these from tumbler and twitter)
Cal: did you know saliva is actually filtered blood?
Davis: I'm sorry, what?!
Cal: saliva also contains a painkiller that is stronger then morphine, but we don't produce a lot of it otherwise we'd be constantly high
Davis: oh what the actual fuck
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Xylo: oh fuck death!
Cal under his breath: don't mind if I do
Xylo: hold on a fucking second-
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Ricarro: whats it like being tall?
Lychee: is it nice?
Nero: can you comfortably reach the cupboards?
Momiji: we live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a coffee table and six oddly placed stools to get what they want
Cal: it was one time!
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Nero: what doesn't kill me better start running cause now I'm fucking pissed
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Mario: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I'll wait.
Kaykrae: You and me!
Mario: *tearing up* Ok.
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Nero: I need life advice.
Ricarro, sipping Gatorade and eating cookie dough: You came to the right person.
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Bryan & Magnus: *accidentally set the kitchen on fire*
Bryan: We need an adult!
Magnus: Bryan, you are an adult!
Bryan: We need an adultier adult! Get Momiji!
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Bryan: Don't go to the kitchen.
Bri: Why?
Bryan: I saw a spider.
Bri: Well, did you kill it?
Bryan: It has 8 arms and I only have 2, it's not fair...
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Inpu, gardening: Hey, can you bring me the hoe?
Nad: Yeah, sure.
*A few minutes later*
Nad: Here you go.
Inpu:
Nad:
Cal: Why am I here?
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Bri: Hi, who's this? Momiji changed all of my contacts to mythical creatures.
Cal: What's mine?
Bri: Dwarf.
Cal: THEY'RE SO MEAN, I'M NOT THAT SHORT!
Bri: Oh, hey Cal.
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