𖥻 stupid! + kickin it fic

⨳ dude, where's my sword?

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April and Eliza sat on the red bench in the dojo. Eliza was mainly gossiping about people at school whilst April snacked on chips she'd brought. Neither of them were paying attention to Jack's bo staff routine that was happening right in front of them. "Wow, Jack" Eddie spoke up once he was done. "Your new bo staff routine is awesome." He complimented. "Thanks!" A scoff emitted from Jerry as he walked up to the two. "You know what I say about bo staffs? Bo-ring." He joked. "Boo!!" April yelled, throwing a hand full of chips at him. "Hey!" He frowned. "Anyway," He started again after picking some chips out of his hair.

"Swords is where it's at, bro." "Oh, so you know how to use a sword?" Jack questioned, crossing his arms. "I've been practicing with the attachments on my mom's vacuum cleaner. In one move, I can whack the ceiling fan down, and...slurp the curtains off the wall!" He proudly stated. "Well, that katana sword that Rudy loves so much is right there." Milton pointed up at the sword that was hung above the group. "Yeah." Kim leaned against the wall below it. "Give it a shot, Jerry." She wore a smirk. "Uh, yeah I'll.." He gulped at the sight of the sword. "I'll give it a shot. You know, I'm not sure the thing's as balanced as well as my mom's vacuum cleaner." He grabbed a chair and placed it below the sword before stepping up on it. "And there's, uh, there's no brush on the end of it, but, uh, I'll give it a shot." He went out to grab it before a voice interrupted.

"Hey, Jerry." The boy immediately shrieked at the sound of Rudy's voice below him. "Whatcha doing?" "Uh, just airing out the pits." He nodded. "Well, let me be clear. No one touches my katana!" He said loudly as Jerry climbed down. Suddenly, wailing came from Rudy's office. "Rudy, there's an animal in your office." April said calmly, pointing to the room. Bobby Wasabi walked out sobbing. "Oh. It's you." She wore a disgusted look on her face. "Bobby, what's wrong?" Rudy asked softly. "Oh, Rudy. I didn't get the part in that movie." "I'm sure the part was just wrong for you." He brushed it off. "It was to play Bobby in the 'The Bobby Wasabi Story.'" He said angrily. "Well, maybe there's another part for you." Rudy assured. "I'm Bobby!" He yelled. "You're also loud!" April yelled back at him before looking at Eliza.

Bobby Wasabi, Rudy and Falafel Phil were all acting weird. They were going out tonight because they wanted to 'Be Men.' April simply called it a midlife crisis. Rudy was ready and was dressed in almost all leather. "Yep, kids. Every once in a while, you have to put on the leather pants and hit the open road with the boys." He nodded confidently. "Oh my god." April mumbled. "Now all I need is for one of you guys to come in on Saturday and water the plants." He informed them. The kids all nodded and agreed to doing so. "All right, let me get the keys from the office." He said before walking off to the office. The only sound heard was the squeaking of his leather pants as he walked away. "Oh. They're in my pocket." He chuckled nervously as he struggled to get them out. They all watched in silence as he was now on the floor and trying to pull the keys out of his leather pants. "Hey!" Phil called out as he and Bobby walked in.