Mario: *sigh* OK, everyone... since I've now calmed down after I had my meltdown... I suggest that we should start looking for my brother; Luigi.
Peach: Well... about that...
Mario: What?
Peach: He's been captured by Bowser.
Mario: I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!?!
Toad: Please don't have another meltdown!!!
...
Mario: I- I'm sorry... but, am I hearing this correct?! Bowser is evil?!
Peach: Yes!
Mario: B- But... he's such a good guy in my world! He's like a friend to me!
Toad: *wheezes* WHAT?! 😂
Mario: What's so funny?!
Toad: Bowser... a friendly guy?! I can't imagine that!
*SMACK*
Toad: Ow!
Mario: Anyways... it seems like I would like to pay Bowser, a visit.
Peach: Um... it's dangerous to go alone! We should come with!
Mario: Since when were in; The Legend of Zelda?
Peach: What's that?
Mario: *sigh* Of course you don't know what that is... This version of you is not in Smash...
Toad: Well... have fun, you two!
Peach: You're coming with us!
Toad: Aw, Jesus...
Mario: Ha!
Peach: Let's go!
Mario: Oh, BTW... I have a wife and 2 kids!
Toad: Um... I'm not sure why you would bring that up... but, okay?
Mario: My wife is a bad-ass Splatoon Splatfest champion, and she whoops ass if you mess with her! You don't wanna mess with my Girl!
...
Peach: What's a Splatoon Splatfest?
Mario: DO I LOOK LIKE A VIDEO GAME TEACHER?!?!?!
Later...
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SMG4 Fanfic: The STUPID Mario Bros. Movie
FanfictionWhen the SMG4 gang go on a trip to New York... Mario and Luigi end up in the Mushroom Kingdom from another universe.