Chapter 3: The Adventure

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Mario: *sigh* OK, everyone

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Mario: *sigh* OK, everyone... since I've now calmed down after I had my meltdown... I suggest that we should start looking for my brother; Luigi.

Peach: Well... about that...

Mario: What?

Peach: He's been captured by Bowser.

Mario: I BEG YOUR PARDON?!?!?!

Toad: Please don't have another meltdown!!!

...

Mario: I- I'm sorry... but, am I hearing this correct?! Bowser is evil?!

Peach: Yes!

Mario: B- But... he's such a good guy in my world! He's like a friend to me!

Toad: *wheezes* WHAT?! 😂

Mario: What's so funny?!

Toad: Bowser... a friendly guy?! I can't imagine that!

*SMACK*

Toad: Ow!

Mario: Anyways... it seems like I would like to pay Bowser, a visit.

Peach: Um... it's dangerous to go alone! We should come with!

Mario: Since when were in; The Legend of Zelda?

Peach: What's that?

Mario: *sigh* Of course you don't know what that is... This version of you is not in Smash...

Toad: Well... have fun, you two!

Peach: You're coming with us!

Toad: Aw, Jesus...

Mario: Ha!

Peach: Let's go!

Mario: Oh, BTW... I have a wife and 2 kids!

Toad: Um... I'm not sure why you would bring that up... but, okay?

Mario: My wife is a bad-ass Splatoon Splatfest champion, and she whoops ass if you mess with her! You don't wanna mess with my Girl!

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Peach: What's a Splatoon Splatfest?

Mario: DO I LOOK LIKE A VIDEO GAME TEACHER?!?!?!


Later...

Later

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