Mulan has a brother?! Fa Ming. Or Ming Fa is the twin brother of Fa Mulan. Only 2 minutes Older than her.
It comes the time where Mulan needs to bring honor to the family, the match maker tells Her she never will. Then guards from the palace come t...
I was talking to Mulan when we got called to Captain's tent. I look over to my sister, "What is going on?" she shrugs, "I have no idea. But it sounds like he's panicked."
We both run to the tent, everyone else already there. When Shang starts to speak, "We got news from the general! We are needed at the front, we are leaving. Make sure everything is ready." From the corner of my eye, I see Mushu high five the cricket, 'What the fuck did they do now?' I ask myself, knowing for sure this was their doing from what happened in the tent with the ugly man and Shang last night.
We all nod and run to make sure everything is ready to go.
~A Few Hours Later~
Well, this is fucking boring. I'm walking along side Mulan on our way to the front. Mulan's horse is pulling a wagon with cannons inside just in case we need them. The sun is starting to rise when everyone starts fucking singing.
"For a long time, we've been marching on to battle."
Oh, hell I'm going to hate this many man. These guys are already annoying, and this is just going to make it worse. I groan.
Honestly, all these men are down bad.
We are walking across a river when Yao speaks to Mulan, "Bet the local girls thought you were quite the charmer." Then he falls face first into the water. I laugh while going ahead to get to my sister. "And I bet the ladies love a man in armor." Ling sings while getting out of said river while water all in his armor. It all comes out when he flexes his nonexistent muscles. We're now walking across a little path where on the right side there are women picking? Planting? I can't really tell.
I hear a whistle, and the women look over and giggle at Mulan. I glare at Mushu, my sister can't fucking whistle. "My girl will think I have no faults." Yao says and my sister bumps into Chien-Po, " That I'm a major find." The three losers corner my sister making her finish, "How 'bout a girl who's gotta brain, and always speaks her mind?" The three stare at her, "NAH!" Then they look at me, "No." I say while going on the other side of the wagon to get out of their site.
I hear a smack, and the horse rides off and I follow. The next thing I hear is the ugly man, I never really want to know his name so I'm just gonna call him that. "I've got a girl back home who's unlike any other." He looks... Proud? Bitch, if anyone decided to marry you it's a damn miracle. Not only do you lack the looks, but you lack the good personality, bossy pants. Gives me tiny dick energy to be honest.
I roll my eyes and hear Yao mumble, "Yeah, the only girl who'd love him is his mother." I cover my mouth and see the look on the other man's face, offended. Good LMFAO.
These men are cringe- Oh my god. We get to the battle front, and it's all just destroyed and gone. Oh my god this is bad. We all walk in and see the rest of the village, fire and destroyed. "Search for survivors." I can tell Shang's worried for his father, and he rides off. I follow my sister, looking around for any kind of movement. We go through a little, what used to be a door and Mulan picks up a doll that's laying on the ground. Shang comes and rides up next to us, "I don't understand. My father should have been here."
"CAPTAIN!" We look over to the ugly man and walk over. It's a cliff and all you can see if the dead bodies of soldiers that were here, trying to fight. I put my hand on my mouth in shock. Just then, Chien-Po walks up the hill with Shang's father's helmet. Oh, my Jesus. He gives it to him, and he stares at it in sadness before walking off with it. He goes to a different cliff and sets it down. I look at him worried, and then walk over, waiting for him to be done with his mourning before speaking, "I'm sorry." He freezes, and stares into the distance. He stands up, and starts walking away, "You have nothing to be sorry for. But thank you anyway." I nod at him as he goes. I look at the helmet and bow to pay my respects.
I look back to where Shang went, he's standing next to his horse, looking down with a pained expression. I walk over, "The Huns are moving quickly." He jumps onto his horse, "We'll make better time to the Imperial City through the Tung Shao Pass." He moves his hand to the side, showing a big path in the middle of two mountains. He turns around, he looks me in the eyes, "We're the only hope for the emperor now." I smile at him sadly, and he looks away.
"Move out!" He demands, Kinda hot honestly, and turns around and starts riding in the direction of the Tung Shao Pass. All of us following behind. I see that Mulan is nowhere near us and turn around, seeing as she kneels down near the General's helmet and puts the doll, she found earlier by it before standing up and walking over to catch up with us. I side hug her for a second before continuing.
~A little later~
We're all walking up the mountain, all sad and gloomy. Then out of nowhere, theres a lot bang. Knowing what it was, I look back to the wagon and glare at the dragon and cricket, Mulan doing the same. They both look scared and Mushu points at the cricket, bullshit that thing can't do anything like LIGHTING A CANNON, but you can. Shang rides over to us, and glares, "What Happened?!" Mulan mumbles, not knowing what to say. "You just gave away our position! Now we're--" Before he can finish his sentence, he's shot in the shoulder and falls off his horse. Everyone gasping, I look around for the person who shot the arrow, not being able to find anyone. Then, tons of arrows come from behind the mountain behind us.
Shang pulls the arrow out of his shoulder, "Get out of range!" Everyone starts running to get out of range. Mulan and I trying to get her horse to fucking MOVE, it starts moving with a little more pushing and then arrows armed with fire are getting shot at us. Some hitting the wagon and catching it on fire. My eyes widen.
I start trying to unhook the horse of the wagon, while hearing Shang order, "Save the cannons!" Everyone running to the wagon and getting as many cannons as possible, I do so to while Mulan tries to keep the horse steady. I give the cannons that are in my arms to a nearby soilder so I can help my sister. We use our swords to get the horse out of the holder that connects the being to the wagon and Mulan jumps on him. We both start running and then the wagon blows up, causing us to both to be flung a few feet ahead.
Mushu jumps out of the snow, "Oh, sure. Save the horse." And falls back into the snow...
