8th April 2023
Saturday
Damien Lecardo Harper
daleharper
10:26 AM
Dahlia:
I prefer April. Dahlia is too much for me.
12:13 PM
Damien:
Uy, wow! Nag-oonline ka pala sa umaga?
Parang ngayon lang kasi kita nakita na online sa umaga.
Usually, active18hrs ago ka. 😁
Dahlia:
You know what?
you spoke english on the first conversation.
Bakit parang nag-iiba ka yata? Para kang tambay sa paningin ko ngayon.
Damien:
Hey, not because I don't speak English anymore does that mean I am a bum or loiterer.
Don't underestimate me, okay?
I also get exhausted, you know?
I mean, I always speak to people using this language.
Dahlia:
Okay.
Are you a salesperson, then?
Damien:
Haha! Grabe naman! Salesperson agad?
Dahlia:
What? You said, you always talk to people. Besides, there's nothing wrong with being a salesperson. That's what my favorite character said.
Damien:
Sino naman 'yan? Nag-eexist ba 'yan?
Dahlia:
No. I just said it's a character, right? 🙂
Damien:
Galit naman agad! Human are also a character, duh.
Dahlia:
Duh?
Damien:
Don't tell me you also don't know the word "duh?"
Ghad, girl, where you come from that even the "duh" word confuses you?
Dahlia:
Lol. I know it!
I just didn't expect you to answer me that.
Damien:
Oh, souka!
But I just want to let you know that
If women can do what men do
Then, men can do what women do.
Bow.
Dahlia:
Lol.
Damien:
Request: can you accept my request follow?
Please?
With matching puppy eyes pa 'yan.
Dahlia:
You know, I should call you Dale Baduy.
Damien:
Uy! Tinawag akong Dale!
Magandang simula 'yan!
Hahahahahahahaha!
Dahlia:
Because Dale is much easier to pronounce than Damien. 🤦🏻♀️
I don't know if it is pronounced "Damiyen" or "Deymiyen."
Damien:
It's Duh-mi-yen.
But I like Deymiyen.
Because deym, u r mine. 🙊
Dahlia:
I like the duh-mi-yen pronunciation because you are a damn boy.
Stop flirting with me, or I'll stop replying.
Damien:
Woah! Chill muna tayo!
It's just a pick-up line!
Wala pa nga tayo sa exciting part!
Dahlia:
Pick-up line your ass.
Goodbye.
Damien:
Oi! Chotto matte!
