chatnames:
sovietspyder (yelena)
wigglywoo (wanda)
beterbarker (peter)
hawkess (kate)
princessofyourmom (shuri)
spydermom (natasha)
gloriouspurpose (loki)
clusterbuck (bucky)
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besties <3
clusterbuck: god i just fucking hate when
beterbarker: ...??
gloriouspurpose: so felt girlqueen
spydermom: retweet
sovietspyder: don't ever use 'retweet' as a response to a text again or so help me
princessofyourmom: lmao you sound like that lil alien guy from monsters inc. that says 'put that thing BACK WHERE YOU CAME FROM OR so heLP ME
beterbarker: tag urself bc im mike wazowski
clusterbuck: i am so sully-coded fr
gloriouspurpose: teehee im randall obvi
princessofyourmom: or you could be mr. waternoose
gloriouspurpose: jesus im not that much of a dick
gloriouspurpose: sure i've got a spattering of angst and am a big fan of some recreational hijinks but i like to think of myself as more of a loveable, underdog anti-hero than an irredeemable enemy smh
gloriouspurpose: mr waternoose is a straight up villain and i so don't vibe with that
wigglywoo: lmao yelena is ross the angry desk lady or whatever that bih's name is
spydermom: true af
sovietspyder: 😐
sovietspyder: if you weren't both my sestras, you would certainly not have lived to see this day and your aforementioned demise would be by my hand
hawkess: hey i have an idea for you guys!
beterbarker: which is?
hawkess: go touch some grass you whiny ass motherfuckers
wigglywoo: um
wigglywoo: what happened to hello?
wigglywoo: my name is?
princessofyourmom: some decorum please, kate.
hawkess: does it look like i give a flying fuck
hawkess: no. leave me alone and stop texting in the group chat
princessofyourmom: DONT BE FUCKING RUDE
spydermom: yelena, give kate back her phone
sovietspyder: why do you automatically assume this was my doing?
sovietspyder: i thought america was all about the whole 'innocent until proven guilty' thing
spydermom: 1. you're not an american citizen and 2. kate never used to be confrontational
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