chatnames:
sovietspyder (yelena)
wigglywoo (wanda)
beterbarker (peter)
hawkess (kate)
princessofyourmom (shuri)
spydermom (natasha)
gloriouspurpose (loki)
clusterbuck (bucky)
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besties <3
gloriouspurpose: i abhor pretty much every single infernal mortal pest in this god forsaken realm
hawkess: yeah! you hate everyone except us right?
hawkess: also off topic but abhor would be a great hangman word
princessofyourmom: wait a minute
princessofyourmom: hawkate, you're so right
hawkess: i cherish this moment for i fear it shall never happen again
spydermom: stay positive kate!
hawkess: okay
hawkess: i am positive that this shall never happen again
spydermom: sigh
sovietspyder: no loki hates everyone except harry styles
beterbarker: but why
gloriouspurpose: are you asking why i hate almost all of the human race or are you asking why the sole exception is harry styles?
beterbarker: the latter, my good gentlethem
beterbarker: i completely understand the whole human race thing
beterbarker: actually nvm upon further reflection i actually totally understand the harry styles exception too, he slays
gloriouspurpose: slays the house boots down houston im deceased
princessofyourmom: periodt
wigglywoo: i would fucking obliterate an entire population of people just to profess my love to the cute little singing & dancing fruit man
gloriouspurpose: from your lips to god's ear 🙏
sovietspyder: wanda why can't you get this passionate about literally anything else
sovietspyder: you need a hobby fr
wigglywoo: harry styles is my hobby
hawkess: also wanda's just talking in hyperbole! no way would she genocide a population for a pop singer
sovietspyder: yes she would
wigglywoo: yes i would
beterbarker: yes she would
princessofyourmom: up carrot! she so would
gloriouspurpose: and id be there cheering her on the whole time 🥹
wigglywoo: i just knew you and bücky would have my back here bestie
wigglywoo: wait where in the fucking h*ck is bõcky rn
hawkess: he's in the common room right now but i would probably give him some space if i were you
sovietspyder: i will never get the image out of my head
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