chatnames:
sovietspyder (yelena)
wigglywoo (wanda)
beterbarker (peter)
hawkess (kate)
princessofyourmom (shuri)
spydermom (natasha)
gloriouspurpose (loki)
clusterbuck (bucky)
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besties <3
beterbarker: my entire life is a series of me trying and failing to find a healthier coping mechanism
gloriouspurpose: 🔊 speak our truth
wigglywoo: emo and relatable content, from peter benjamin parker, you'd never think!
princessofyourmom: my chosen coping mechanism is to thrust myself into academic endeavours or technological advancement
clusterbuck: couldn't be me lmao i just go emotionally numb to everyone but my twink ass boyfriend, lieutenant USA
hawkess: when i'm sad or down in the dumps i like to play with loki! or annoy yelena :))
wigglywoo: when i'm sad i just remember that i'm so slay
wigglywoo: BOOM! problem solved
spydermom: not that shuri, wanda, and kate are the shining examples here, but at least they found something genuine and nonviolent as a coping mechanism
spydermom: meanwhile... there's yelena
sovietspyder: when you're sad, turn that frown upside down!
beterbarker: unsettlingly optimistic quip from yelena
sovietspyder: using force to snap someone's neck
sovietspyder: before: :(
sovietspyder: after :)
sovietspyder: 💀
clusterbuck: daddy i'm scared
gloriouspurpose: here we are again, yet another wildly out of pocket comment from bocky
princessofyourmom: disappointed but not surprised
hawkess: again, osmosis depression
hawkess: ;(
wigglywoo: everyone stop being emo you're making kate sad !
beterbarker: no
princessofyourmom: meanwhile i'm over here crying on an airplane
sovietspyder: for why ?
princessofyourmom: idk
hawkess: ???
gloriouspurpose: shuri, queen, u good?
princessofyourmom: no <333
gloriouspurpose: that sux
princessofyourmom: ya know how sometimes you're on a flight and it's nighttime and you look out the window and see the faint curvature of the horizon and then rationalise your position in the genuine vastness of space and time, then realise that every single thing that has happened to you is within the own myopic lens of your own sense of self purpose?
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