chatnames:
sovietspyder (yelena)
wigglywoo (wanda)
beterbarker (peter)
hawkess (kate)
princessofyourmom (shuri)
spydermom (natasha)
iamgroot (groot)
gloriouspurpose (loki)
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besties <3
wigglywoo: i woke up in a girlboss mood today and i am about to make it everyone's problem
gloriouspurpose: tea
wigglywoo: wanna come to the tower to have a spa day and flame our friends
gloriouspurpose: i thought you'd never ask <3
beterbarker: um why is mr loki in the common room in the tower
gloriouspurpose: what did i say would happen if you called me mr loki again, parker
beterbarker: FUCK im SO SORRY your handsome, beautiful, gorgeous, powerful, strong, intelligent, superior holiness
gloriouspurpose: you've been pardoned just this one (1) time
wigglywoo: peter why the fuck are you texting loki and i instead of talking to us we're literally in the same room..,,??
beterbarker: yall scare the living shit out of me
wigglywoo: omg that is one of the nicest things anyone has ever said to me
gloriouspurpose: thanks peter, ily! <3
beterbarker: i am terrified and not in a fun kinky way
hawkess: i am coming over to the tower rn bc i promised peter i would let him play with lucky pizza god today
sovietspyder: bishop wtf do you mean 'dog'
hawkess: no
hawkess: i said what i said bitch
hawkess: OMG IT just dawned on me that i called you a bitch I AM SO SORRY OMG WHY DID I DO THAT PLEASE FORGIVE ME
sovietspyder: :)
hawkess: now I AM also TERRIFIED
hawkess: peter WHERE YOU AT IMMA COME HIDE WITH YOU
beterbarker: hi im sending off anxious vibes so you can echo-locate and find me
sovietspyder: bishop why don't you go cry to your mother? oh,,,,,,, wait,,,,>........
wigglywoo: go sister that's my sister <3
sovietspyder: okay i'll keep you
gloriouspurpose: LMAO
iamgroot: wait yelena don't you also have crippling mommy issues
sovietspyder: yeah but i have natasha which is better than nothing
spydermom: rude
gloriouspurpose: everyone on this chat has massive mommy/daddy issues
beterbarker: you're not wrong
sovietspyder: yeah i know that but bishop seems like the only one that would cry bc of it
iamgroot: valid
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