truth or dare || south park ||

shit

|| kyles pov ||

what happened last night, where was I..
I was at my own house, thank god but the last thing I remember is me blacking out.

I check my phone to see the time but instead see loads of messages from all of the boys.
cartman sent me a picture, a picture of me.. kissing stan.

oh my fucking god.

kyleb: WHAT HAPPENED LAST NIGHT
cartmanbrah: u kissed ur bf
kyleb: HUH?
cartmanbrah: u kissed ur bf
kyleb: he's not my bf, and why is kens jacket on his head..
cartmanbrah: t or d, blind kiss, we chose you or well you chose yourself. I think u were a bit drunk L bozo
kyleb: I WAS DRUNK?!
cartmanbrah: why are you asking me
kyleb: cause u sent me the fucking picture
cartmanbrah: okay joo calm down, can joos even kiss guys?
kyleb: its been years and u still can't spell jew properly.
cartmanbrah: shit we have school in 10 bye fag 💗
kyleb: asshole

I was flustered, confused and my head was spinning in circles. Then it hit me, it was a blind kiss, stan wouldn't of known it was me, our friendship is safe! I let out a sigh of relief and I hastily did my morning routine before dashing out the door.

on my way to school I had been thinking, last night I told butters I had a crush on stan, I think it's true.. his smile, his eyes, his personality, the way he plays guita- okay enough daydreaming about stan. I came to the conclusion I did like him, but I didn't know whether to tell him.

I approached the busstop, and cartman kept nudging me and smiling with this stupid cheesy grin. He lost weight since 4th grade but was still fat.

"stop fucking elbowing me,,
"but kahlll aren't you even gonna say hello to your boymfmdjj,,
kenny quickly put his hand over cartmans mouth before he could finish that sentence.
luckily stan had his headphones in but glanced over as he saw me and kennt frailing trying to get cartman to actually shut the fuck up.
"uh whats happening..,, he said as he took the headphones off and places them around his neck, his hair fluffed back when he did this because he had his hat off.

😍

no kyle, stop it not right now.

I slowly moved a little closer to stan but he didn't really take much of it. he seemed on edge, worried by something.
"hey dude, you okay?,, I whispered.
"yeah, do you remember anything about last night..?,, he whispered back
"no apparently I was drunk for most of it,,
"thats true, you started chugging like crazy ,, he laughed.
it was nice to know I helped him a little.

THERES SOME REALLY JUICY ANGST IN THE NEXT CHAPTER 💗

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