"you dumb asshole stan,,

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"huh..?,, stan said.
"you heard me marsh.,, I replied
I slowly took kyle out of the bathroom leaving stan in there, wide-eyed.
kyle, still shaking, asked me,
"w- what did you tell him craig..,,
"nothing kyle, it doesn't matter.. where should we go know though..?,,
"uhm.. idk I'd usually say s- stans house but..,, he shivered.
"do you wanna come to tweeks shop with us?,, I asked
"a- alright I guess..,, he smiled.
I repayed the gesture and we went off to find tweek.

we eventually found him by my locker, where he always waits for me. he ran up to us and pulled kyle into the biggest hug ever.
"AGH- oh my goodness are you oka-AGH-y?!,,
he giggled softly and assured tweek he was alright.
"I- AGH- do you want some coffee?!!?,,
"oh- I've never really tried coffee before?,,
"it's bitter.,, I whispered.
"just- AGH- because you don't like it doesn't mean the whole world doesn't,, tweek said teasingly.
"aah come on then, let's go get kyle here some DELICIOUS.. coffee shall we.,, I laughed.

we all left the school, laughing and talking and it was actually kinda fun. as tweek was opening, slowly the boys started to pour in, first Jimmy, then Tolkien and clyde came together. kenny came for his shift and butters came with kenny.
"so..,, tweek said as kyle gazed at the options.
"what'dya fancy,, tweek said with a smile.
"why is there so many options-,, he said
"THATS WHAT I SAID!!,, I shouted - without thinking.
this made kyle burst into laughter.
"well.. surprise me I guess!,,
we sat down at a table with butters while tweek made coffee and kenny was harassing clyde tolkien and jimmy.
"GIVE ME YOUR FUCKING ORDER,,
"BITCH I WANT THE DONUT,,
"CLYDE FOR THE LAST TIME THERES NONE LEFT,,
"IWANTDAFAKINDONAT,,
"NO FUCK OFF,,
"erm.. tell tweek to give me the usual..,, tolkien said
"OKAY.,, kenny said, before storming off to tweek.
"your friends are fucking assholes man.,, he said to me as he walked past.
"oh trust me kenny, I know.,,

suddenly cartman burst in.
"heya bestie,, he said in an annoying tone.
kenny walked over to cartman and whispered something to him before taking him to the back of the shop.
they walked out and cartman had like 3 donuts in his hands, and one in his mouth.
"thanks ken,, he said through the donut.
"I owe you.,, kenny said sternly.
"happy doin' business with ya,,
"get out before tweek knows.,,

"he already knows, kenny.,, craig said.
"WHAT? HE DOES- SHIT I COULD GE-,,
"it's fine ken, he doesn't really give a shit aslong as you get food, yk?,,
"SHIT, SHIT, SHI- what?,, kenny stopped pacing around the shop and stared at craig.
"no- I do eat.,,
"HAH- no you don't your too poor so ever since last month you've been having the spare sandw- MFFFFPH,,
kenny put his hand over cartmans now empty mouth and gave hin the deadliest stare ever.
"he also snacks on the shit on breaks.,, tweek smiled before coming from the counter.
"here ya go tolkien, and clyde there's the donut I save you in the fridge if you want it.,,
"YIPPEE,, clyde said before bolting out of his chair.

kennys face went red but everyone was laughing at clyde so he eventually calmed down.

|| time skip ||

I had a good day today, my mom texted me saying stan had stopped by so I decided to spend the night at butters's incase he came back.

me and butters were just chilling at his eating snacks, nothing really happened until I got the most unexpected message of my life. I opened my phone

You have new messages:

mom👍: 12 new messages
kenn💗: 2 new messages
fatass: 4 new messages
SBF💗: 1 new message

a message? from.. stan?

I opened my other messages first so I could prepare myself but when I got to cartmans something strange happened.

fatass: feeling so confusd 😔😔
fatass: u dunno wht 2 do 😱
fatass: afraid he might not luve you 💔💔
fatass: anymore 😉😉

you: tf u mean.

fatass: oh kiyel ur so stoopid, stan always likd you.

you: yh as a friend ig.

fatass: no kiyel as a boyfriend.

you: where are you going with this

fatass: open his message 🤷‍♂️

I can't even express what I was feeling at this moment, I was shaking slightly and I noticed butters was watching me, he was looking at the phone but I didn't mind seems everyone already fucking knew. I couldn't seem to fucking press on his name so butters lightly tapped it for me, he let out a huge gasp.

"for fucks sake.,, I mumbled

SBF💗: I lik you joo ❤️❤️❤️

I switched back to cartman

you: fuck off.

fatass: what did it say 🥺

you: u know what it said cause u fkn wrote it

fatass: no it was stan

you: stan knows how to spell

fatass: no he doesn't

you: he does, you just don't.

fatass: 🖕🖕🖕

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