Eric was a bad kid In school. Nobody liked this bitch. He's was single.
But one day, everything changed when y/n moved into south park.
Eric was suddenly a little bit kinder to everybody.
It scared the shit out of Kyle.
As you could maybe see, cartman had feelings for y/n.
Cartman was downbad for y/n. When I say down bad, I MEAN IT. 👺👺
Cartman was soo in love with y/n.
So so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so so in love with y/n
He was in fact, so in love and down bad, he wore THIS to make tiktoks hoping y/n to see it.
He would always play the most uwu kawaii magical pretty princess from the royal high princess Sophia the first castle sparkles kitty meow meow music ✨️
He was obsessed.
"Your obsessed with the new boy/girl aren't you?" Kyal asked cartwheel,
"M-maybe 🥺👉👈" cartshit said, making khyal gag
Khal is just throwing up, not cuz of u but cuz of him, I mean, cartman pulling somebody?? Impossible. (Hes not jealous hes just grossed out)
Y/n was such a baddie, they were slaying every day. They were so out of cartmans league. Y/n was a boss bitch [its true u are 💅] and not only was y/n the most popular out of everyone in the school, but they were the most hottest in the school.
Slayed yknow 😍
So obviously cartshit had to chance with you.
Kenny also had a crush on y/n. ♡
Nothing weird, but it was a small crush. He'd often try to give y/n small flowers. Well it was butters idea to do it.
But cartdaddy needed to get his discord kitten to love him. 💞
Even if there was a murder. 😇😇
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RomanceUr local hottie Eric cartman catches feelings for you~ ♡ I drew the cover!☆