𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙜 (Cartman x reader [satire])

YOU THOUGHT YOU WERE SAFE????? NOPE.

MADE THIS SENCE YALL CANT LIVE WITHOUT IT APPARENTLY 😍😍😍

[Y/n] was handing out with kennerrr still trying to recover from the discord mod lookin' daddy pig built man

Y/n and kenneyeyeyyy were in Kenny's room playing with Karen and stuff because yes 😝😝

When all the sudden..

THERE WAS A FUCKING EARTHQUAKE 

STOMP STOMP STOMP

CARTFART LITERALLY ESCAPED HIS HOUSE BY SKADADDLING AWAY

GASP 

AND HE EVEN FLEW AESTHETICALLY INTO KENNYS HOUSE THROUGH THE WINDOW

SHE WAS A FAIRY 🧚‍♀️ 💌💌💌💞💞💞💞💞💝💝💝💝💝💘💘💘💘💘💘💖💖💖💖 *aesthetic music*

Then, cartfart legit FLEW THROUGH THE AIR LIKE A FART ON A SUNDAY MORNING INTO KENNYS ROOM THROUGH THE DOOR AESTHETICALLY AND CUTELY LIKE A BADDIE (HE KNOWS HES A 10, HES A BADDIE WITH HIS BADDIE FRIENDS) 

OOHHHWAAAOOOHHH R-R-R-ROLL UP TO THE PARTY IN MY CRAZY PINK WIGG BUT I CANT FIT THROUGH THE DOOR BC MY BOODYS TOO BIG 

THIS BITCH WASNT GIVING UP ON YOU 🙄🙄💅💅 

YOU SCREAMELED AS HE PUT HIS DUSTY CHEETO FINGERS ON YOU, AND KENNY WAS TIRED OF CARTMANS SHIT

BUT THIS TIME, KENNY COULDNT SAVE YOU.

BECAUSE THIS UGLY ASS DISCORD MOD SHARTED ALL OVER EVERYWHERE, LEAVING A BIG GREEN CLOUD EVERYWHERE SO NOBODY COULD SEE

KAREN WAS TRAUMATIZED THE POOR GIRL FR

AND CARTMAN TOOK YOU TO HIS HOUSE AGIAN, STILL VERY AESTHETICALLY 

KENNY LOOKED SHOCKED AnD HE JUST YELLED

"MMMPH MPPH MPPH MPPPPPHHHHHHH😡😡😡😡😡😡😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😼😾😾😾😾😾😾😾🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧔‍♀️🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧓🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧚‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️🧝🏻‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️💆‍♀️"