𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙜 (Cartman x reader [satire])

Whata faq?

Y/n stared at cartfartdiarrheaexpolsion as he started to transform in the moonlight...

He turned into..

A WEREWOLF DEMON HYBRID

for reference this is how hairy he looks 😍

Art by me btw 🤭

Any noodles,

Y/n stared at cartman as he transformed, he was literally screeching as loud as he could so they couldn't ignore cartfart

Cartshart had abs.

What,

Anyways, you then realized...... CARTSHART IS THE ALPHA!

CARTSHART HOWLED INTO THE MOONLIGHT AND THEN LOOKS AT YOU WITH SPARKLING YELLOW EYES, THE DOMINANCE RATIATING OFF OF THEM....

y-y/n.. I have something to tell you..🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

Go on. 

I'm the alpha..

Y/N GASPED

I'm the leader..

Y/N STARED IN SHOCK

I'm the one to trust..

t-trust!? Y/n stuttered

Cartfart then took your hand...

Together we do whatever it takes.. we're  in this pack for life.. AWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO WERE WOLVES WE OWN THE NIGHT! 🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺🐺

😨

Y/n was shocked, they couldn't tell if they wanted to leave, or just stay.. if they left, then this would all keep going,, and would be abandoning the alpha cheeto god.. but if they stayed, they'd be the alphas kitten..

[Do you love cartfartshartdiarrheaexpolsion the alpha cheeto god?]

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