*vine boom sound*

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Cartman knew they were talking about him. 

He was suspicious. 

He had to keep his notebook hidden. 

In his hands.(thats a very hidden place)

That's when the love of his life, (you) walked by. 

He caught a glimpse of you beautiful e/c eyes. (e/c = eye color)

His heart raced. And he turned red. 

"H-hey y/n" cartshit said.

"?" You turned around. 

"Oh hey" you said

"Um.. so wanna get lunch together?" He asked

"Uhh sure." You said, smiling at him a bit. 

SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH- (thats what hes thinking rn) 

He forgot about his notebook and he left it on the bench he sat on. 

He walked with y/n to get lunch. 

This was a golden opportunity for cartshit

he was going to ask you out. Once he lures you into his love spell

hes got that rizz. Ik you love that rizz

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Gabriell and jimmy looked around the corner

"Dude.. thats a bit weird." Gabriell said

"L-look!!!" Jimmy said

"Huh?" Gabriell asked

"He left his n-n-n-notebook.." jimmy said 

"Your right, stay here jim." Gabriell said. 

Gabriell patted his head and sneeked over to the notebook. 

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This has no plot relevance. 

"I know u want me baby, i think i want u too! 😉" -cartman

"I think i love you baby~🥵" -y/n

"I think i love you too 😁" -cartman



𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙜 (Cartman x reader [satire])Where stories live. Discover now