Cartman knew they were talking about him.
He was suspicious.
He had to keep his notebook hidden.
In his hands.(thats a very hidden place)
That's when the love of his life, (you) walked by.
He caught a glimpse of you beautiful e/c eyes. (e/c = eye color)
His heart raced. And he turned red.
"H-hey y/n" cartshit said.
"?" You turned around.
"Oh hey" you said
"Um.. so wanna get lunch together?" He asked
"Uhh sure." You said, smiling at him a bit.
SMASH SMASH SMASH SMASH- (thats what hes thinking rn)
He forgot about his notebook and he left it on the bench he sat on.
He walked with y/n to get lunch.
This was a golden opportunity for cartshit
he was going to ask you out. Once he lures you into his love spell
hes got that rizz. Ik you love that rizz
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Gabriell and jimmy looked around the corner
"Dude.. thats a bit weird." Gabriell said
"L-look!!!" Jimmy said
"Huh?" Gabriell asked
"He left his n-n-n-notebook.." jimmy said
"Your right, stay here jim." Gabriell said.
Gabriell patted his head and sneeked over to the notebook.
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This has no plot relevance.
"I know u want me baby, i think i want u too! 😉" -cartman
"I think i love you baby~🥵" -y/n
"I think i love you too 😁" -cartman
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𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙜 (Cartman x reader [satire])
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