That was unexpected-!!

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kyle turned around, fearing it was the worst. 

BUT. 

It was...

me and kenny ✨️

(Not the writer being in the book-) 

"Dude. Youve been spacing out for a bit. You also look terrified." Kenny said, muffled though.

"Yeah." Gabriell said

"Um.. i cant be the only one who thinks cartfart is acting weird." Khal said

"..thats true." Kenny said (agian still muffled)

"Maybe hes in his emo era." Gabriell said

"No i think hed be more of a goth tbh." Kenny said

"No guys, im being serious. Hes planning something." Khal said

"Legalize nuclear b-b-b-bombs." Jimmy said

"JIMMY!!" gabriell yelled, then attempted to lightly hug him

":)"               "//>ω<//"

"Maybe we should keep an eye out for cartman." Kenny said ( still muffled)

"Yeah." Kyal said, (besties trying to be as cool as possible)

"M-maybe its in his n-n-n-notebook." Jimmy said

"-!! Yknow he might be right." Kenny said (muffled 😍)

Then, cartshart came over, leaning on the wall. (Ooooh hottie)

"What are yall talking about?" Cartshit asked very susily 

"..um.. girls." Kenny said (still very muffled)

"Yep. Women are smeggsy. 🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈" Gabriell lied. (except not really cuz they are)

"..yeahh suree." Cartshit said, he was suspicious. 

🤩🤩HELLL NAHHH ✨️✨️

Anwayssssssssssssss

I don't like this chapter- ☆ 

Slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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