kyle turned around, fearing it was the worst.
BUT.
It was...
me and kenny ✨️
(Not the writer being in the book-)
"Dude. Youve been spacing out for a bit. You also look terrified." Kenny said, muffled though.
"Yeah." Gabriell said
"Um.. i cant be the only one who thinks cartfart is acting weird." Khal said
"..thats true." Kenny said (agian still muffled)
"Maybe hes in his emo era." Gabriell said
"No i think hed be more of a goth tbh." Kenny said
"No guys, im being serious. Hes planning something." Khal said
"Legalize nuclear b-b-b-bombs." Jimmy said
"JIMMY!!" gabriell yelled, then attempted to lightly hug him
":)" "//>ω<//"
"Maybe we should keep an eye out for cartman." Kenny said ( still muffled)
"Yeah." Kyal said, (besties trying to be as cool as possible)
"M-maybe its in his n-n-n-notebook." Jimmy said
"-!! Yknow he might be right." Kenny said (muffled 😍)
Then, cartshart came over, leaning on the wall. (Ooooh hottie)
"What are yall talking about?" Cartshit asked very susily
"..um.. girls." Kenny said (still very muffled)
"Yep. Women are smeggsy. 🏳️🌈🏳️🌈" Gabriell lied. (except not really cuz they are)
"..yeahh suree." Cartshit said, he was suspicious.
🤩🤩HELLL NAHHH ✨️✨️
Anwayssssssssssssss
I don't like this chapter- ☆
Slayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
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𝙋𝙧𝙚𝙩𝙩𝙮 𝙗𝙞𝙜 (Cartman x reader [satire])
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