SCP-035 x SCP-049 Oneshots

🌸Full Escape🌸

SCP-049 was looking through his bag when he heard the alarms again as well as a bang on the door. He looked over and saw a piece of paper beside his door, assumingly having been slid under into his room. He sat his bag down and went to investigate.

He leaned over and grabbed the note, returning to his chair before opening it. "Let's see what we have here..." 049 mumbled to himself.

He opened the letter to find it all in French. It was a bit different from the medieval version he was accustomed to, but he managed to get the message.

"Dear Doctor,
I do remember your name, I just like doc or doctor more. Anyways, I was hoping you would like to escape for a bit with me. These walls are dreary and lonely, and I'm sure you haven't been out and about as of recently. We can do whatever you would like, I just like the freedom as well as your company. ♡
~With high hopes, 035 ;)"

"Oh you fool," 049 remarked. "One cannot just escape as easily as that. Perhaps for someone with corrosive secretions or someone who is a cognitohazard."

"And that's why I'm helping!" Someone called from the other side of the door. It swung open and slammed behind the researcher that walked in. 049 didn't respond until they turned around and revealed the mask.

"You are a different one," 049 reported. "Your wanderlust with bring down the both of us. You are never content."

035 shrugged. "Ah, who could be content when locked in a glass case? They caused this, I'm just doing as expected. Now, are you coming with me or not."

049 sighed. "I suppose some sun wouldn't hurt. What's your plan."

"I was hoping you'd say that," 035 responded, pulling something from behind his back. He slung a dead researcher in front of him. "You can experiment or whatever on him later. Grab his clothes. We can't show our faces, but if we run fast enough they won't be able to see."

"You... are amazing. This is most helpful to my research. This subject almost makes me not wish to leave."

"Almost?" 035 questioned.

"... almost." 049 stripped the uniform off and began to put it on himself. His garments posed a problem, but managed to be manipulated enough to fit the large uniform in a believable manner. "Cherish the close calls in this moment and following. Let us proceed."

035 led 049 over to the door. "Ready to make a run for it? As soon as this keycard hits the keypad, we have to run for the exit. Don't say anything and make sure not to lose sight of me. I'll do the talking. Got it?"

049 nodded, and the keycard was accepted. The two of them ran through the halls as fast as they could. They ran past a few researchers, and the pair kept their heads down. They eventually got to the exit, only for it to be shut off. They tried their keycards, but neither worked. "Goddamnit," 035 mumbled. "We can't stay here." The two of them ducked their heads away from the security cameras. "How are we going to get out of here!?"

049 began to think. "The security room might have an override mechanic. It would be worth a try."

035 only nodded before grabbing 049's arm. They weaved through the hallways once again before coming to the security room. Their keycards didn't work, but 035 busted the door down. "You guard the door," he instructed. "You blend in more without my secretions. I'll look for the kill switch."

He frantically looked through the room before finding the lockdown controls. He quickly turned everything off and the pair made their way back toward the exit. A few security personnel were guarding the door, but the pair managed to run past them and hide outside.

The sunlight hurt 049's eyes, but he adjusted to find himself with his back to a tree. He began to speak, but 035 grabbed his beak. "Shh," he commanded. The doctor found his companion leaning over him.

"What is the meaning of this?" 049 angrily asked in a whisper.

"They're sending out personnel to look for us. This was the best, nearby hiding spot. Now shh!" 035 peeked from behind the tree to see a large group of security personnel marching by.

049 stayed behind the tree, angrily following orders. He kept his eyes to the side, away from the body leaning over him. "Alright, all clear," 035 reported.

049 pushed the man away. "Never, and I mean never, do that again. That was highly inappropriate."

"We'll see about 'never,'" 035 answered. "But the important thing is that we're free! You're welcome by the way, you grouch."

"... thank you," the doctor mumbled. "Now, I wish to go see how the world's medicine has adapted since I've been secluded."

"You got it doc," 035 responded with a wink.

The two of them explored the nearest town, seeing many sights. While the two were walking to their next location, 035 pulled the doctor into an alley.

"I'm starting to lose function," 035 reported, his face turning to tragedy. "But this place is too crowded to get someone else. Can you help me out?"

049 sighed. "Just one moment."

'It has been quite a while since I have sedated anyone not for research purposes,' 049 mumbled to himself. 'But it is for a pal, and no pal of mine is to go unsatisfied.' 049 stepped out of the alleyway, firmly placed his hands on the shoulders of a man walking by, and dragged his body into the alleyway.

"Here you go big guy," the doctor said, moving 035 onto the new body.

The body jumped up, with 035 returning to comedy. "That's better! You always got my back, doc!"

"Mhm," 049 responded, turning away in order to hide the blush creeping onto his face. He rapidly shook his head as if to shake the feeling away and dragged his friend back into the streets. "Now come along, there is more I wish to see. We shall hurry in our endeavors before we are inevitably caught."

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