SCP-035 x SCP-049 Oneshots

🌸Critter Conundrum♨️

AN: Time to delve into AU's (kinda-)
This will be an animal one, where one of the pair becomes part animal (totally not stealing this concept from art I saw-). Enjoy ^^

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SCP-035 groaned as he laid upon his pedestal. The workers had been keeping more distance from him, but he had a plan. He sped up the creation of his liquid to where it began to pool slightly in his chamber. He knew that the cleanup crew would be called in; and when he was proven correct, he lured one of the janitors over.

"Sorry I haven't visited in a bit!" 035 called out as he shut the door behind him, which led to 049's chamber. "Also, don't mind the female body. They were the only ones nearby, but look! I have a pretty pony- tail..."

035 was interrupted when he caught eye of 049, sitting on his chair with his new cat ears and tail. "Yes, yes, what were you saying?" The doctor asked.

"Uhm, what's up with the, uh..." 035 motioned on top of his own head. The doctor only tilted his head in confusion.

"Spit it out my good man, what is it?" His tail flicked along with his words.

035 thought for a moment how he would word the thoughts processing in his head. "... are the ears and tail new?"

"Ears and tail? Don't be ridiculous," 049 responded, his ears pinning down. "I am aware I have a beak, but I am not an animal."

"Hm," 035 pondered. "Then you wouldn't mind if I tried something?" He approached the doctor before being given an answer.

"I would like to know what this 'something' is if you must approach me for it-!" 035 pet the doctor's ears, halting his speech. "S- stop that you porcelain buffoon!"

"So you can feel that," 035 said, a hint of a devious tone in his voice. "Interesting..." He began to stroke 049's ears harder.

"Ngh,-" the doctor reacted. "I command you to cease this behavior at once, you fatuous dullard!"

"Bad kitty, that's rude." 035 cackled.

049 sighed, opened his beak, and bit 035's arm with all his might. 035 immediately pulled his arm away. "Ow! You bitch! What the hell man!?"

The doctor hissed under his breath, flicking his tail aggressively as well. "You wouldn't end your torment, so I did. If only I had tore that arm off."

"Your ears were really soft, by the way," 035 mentioned.

"You know, when someone tells you to-... what did you say?" The doctor questioned, tilting his head as he looked over at his familiar. The sight made 035 blush, so he turned his head away.

"I said your ears were soft."

"... ah. I see," the doctor answered with, not quite sure what else to say. He was going to continue his reprimanding, but he was suddenly unable to due to the red encroaching on his face. He turned away himself, his ears down and his tail wrapped around his lower torso. "Thank you, I presume."

"You presume correctly," 035 answered hesitantly with a nod. They were both unsure what to do after that.

"... I'm tired," 049 piped up. He got up and stood in front of 035.

"Oh, I'll leave," he responded. He turned to the door, but the doctor pulled him back. Without a word, the doctor sat his comrade down onto his chair.

"Get too much stuff on it and I will kill you," 049 commanded as he climbed onto 035's lap. The doctor proceeded to curl into a ball and attempt to sleep.

035's face began to turn red from the action. "Doc, I'm gonna decay before you wake up and the security personnel will find me likely before that," he reminded, trying to draw the topic away from the doctor's actions.

"If they wake me, I will kill them."

"You don't understand, they have so many trained people with weapons-"

"You don't understand how tired I am." 049 snuggled in more.

"But- nevermind. Get some rest," 035 conceded. He smiled as he slowly pat 049's back. The doctor did not respond, except with unintentional purrs and the slowed rising and falling of his chest.

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