Catalina: If you bite it and you die, it's poisonous. If it bites you and you die, it's venomous.
Anne: What if it bites me and it dies!?
Jane: Then you're poisonous. Jesus Christ, Anne, learn to listen.
Anna: What if it bites itself and I die?
Kitty: That's voodoo.
Cathy: What if it bites me and someone else dies?
Anne: That's correlation, not causation.
Anna: What if we bite each other, and neither of us die?
Kitty: That's kinky.
Catalina: Oh my God.
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Jane: Just be yourself.
Anne: 'Be myself'? Jane, I have one day to win Cathy over. How long did it take before you guys started liking me?
Kitty: Couple weeks.
Anna: Six months.
Catalina: Jury's still out.
Anne: See, Jane?
Anne: 'Be myself'. What kind of garbage advice is that?
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Kitty: The floor is lava!
Catalina: *helps Jane onto the counter*
Anne: *kicks Anna off the sofa*
Cathy: *lays on the floor*
Kitty: ...Are you okay?
Cathy: No.
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Catalina: Are you in love with Anne?
Cathy *sweats*: ...no
Catalina: Then why do you draw 'B+P' in hearts everywhere??
Cathy: It stands for bitterness and pain.
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Jane: Lina, keep an eye on Anne today. She's going to say something to the wrong person and get punched.
Catalina: Sure, I'd love to see Anne get punched.
Jane: Try again.
Catalina *sighing*: I will stop Anne from getting punched.
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Anna *looking at a portrait of Henry on Google*: It's not ugly, just aesthetically challenged.
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HumorStart: 4/9/23 End: (possibly 7/12/24?) (I don't own characters or the quotes. All quotes were found on the Internet or were generated. Also, how original I know I'm so creative. Alright. Let's see how this goes. Also I rant in this book sometimes. T...
