Jane: Kitty just insisted Lina and I remember a code word in case we're ever confronted by their clone or a cyborg doppelgänger and we're not sure which is the real them and which is the imposter.
Jane: Some families have a fire escape plan, but not us.
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Jane: You have to apologize to Lina!
Anne: Fine!
Anne: Unfuck you, or whatever!
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Cathy: You've been given a new job to do, but I'm worried it might make you angry.
Jane: Just say it quick, like ripping off a band-aid.
Cathy: You have to teach Anne how to drive.
Jane: ...Put the band-aid back on.
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Anne: *Kicks the door open, looking panicked*
Jane: What did you do?!
Anne: NOBODY DIED!
Jane: WHAT KIND OF ANSWER IS THAT?!
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*weekly living room therapy session*
Jane: What's your biggest fear?
Catalina: That I'll never be good enough for anyone.
Anne: Everyone hates me and talks about me behind my back.
Anna: Zombies.
Catalina: ...
Anne: ...
Anna: BUT they can open doors.
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Jane *when stressed even after a baking and/or cleaning frenzy*: Be right back, gonna hit the toilet for a quick power sob.
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Extra: *that weekly therapy session in the living room*
Jane: I keep a picture of all of us in my wallet. Whenever I face difficulties, I take it out and stare at the picture.
Queens: Awwww-
Jane: And I tell myself "If I can deal with these idiots, then I can deal with anything."
Queens: Oh.
(A/N: Y'all I'm so sad the Aragon tour is coming to an end and the cast is leaving. Even though it's basically impossible, I really wanted to see them a second time. I also really wanted to see Natalie Paris live. Sad times lmao. Oh well. At this point Nat is just signed to SIX for life as the universal principal actress for Jane and you can't say otherwise. She is Jane Seymour at this point).
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