character dynamic: idiot + idiot in progess

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Judge: How do you plead?

Anne: *looking at Cathy*

Cathy *mouthing*: "Not guilty."

Anne: Hot milky.

Cathy *leaving the court room*: Just behead her already.

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Anne: Talk dirty to me, baby~

Cathy: The dishes.

Anne: Wh-

Cathy: They've been there for 4 days and it's your turn to wash them. You still haven't cleaned them and I have asked you to do so several times.

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Cathy: I still have no idea how I'm attracted to you...

Anne: Yeah, well, you're stuck with me, and no take backs, honey.

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*playing Twister*

Anna: Right hand red.

Anne: *ends up on top of Cathy*

Cathy: You're doing this on purpose, aren't you? 

Anna: I stopped spinning like 15 minutes ago. Honestly, I'm surprised you didn't notice.

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Cathy: Love is weakness and an evolutionary mistake.

Anna: You are literally making a Valentine's day card for Anne.

Cathy *pointing her hot glue gun towards Anna*: You're on thin fucking ice.

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Kitty: You need a hobby.

Anne: I have a hobby!

Kitty: Fawning over Cathy isn't a hobby.

(Been reading TSOA. The same vibes I get when I read Patrochilles content are the same vibes I get when I do stuff for Parrlyn).

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