Anne: Hey Anna.
Anna: Yes?
Anne: Can a person breathe inside a washing machine while it's on?
Anna:
Anna: Where's Jane?
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Jane: While I'm gone, Anna, you're in charge.
Anna: Yes!!!
Jane *whispering*: Cathy, you're secretly in charge.
Cathy: Obviously.
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Anne *holding a python*: Guys I impulsively bought a snake, what do I name him?
Catalina: You did WHAT–?!
Cathy: William Snakepeare.
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Catalina: *Screams*
Anne: *Screams louder to establish dominance*
Jane: Should we do something?
Anna: No, I want to see who wins.
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Anne: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night.
Kitty: You were flirting with Cathy.
Anne: So what? She's my girlfriend.
Kitty: You asked her if she was single.
Anne:
Kitty: And then you cried when she said she wasn't.
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Anne: If the multiverse theory is true, then there's a universe where it isn't.
Kitty: The multiverse theory doesn't cover paradoxical situations.
Anne: Except in the universe where it does.
Anna: I'm having an aneurysm.
(So uh I read a fanfic on ao3 the other day where poor Catalina has an anxiety attack because she feels like she doesn't deserve being with the other Queens and Anne comforts her and it's got me all high because it gave me way too much hurt/comfort that I couldn't handle it. It's called "where stillness was the only sound" by LailaLiquorice if you're curious)
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SIX: The Musical Incorrect Quotes (Hiatus)
HumorStart: 4/9/23 End: (possibly 7/12/24?) (I don't own characters or the quotes. All quotes were found on the Internet or were generated. Also, how original I know I'm so creative. Alright. Let's see how this goes. Also I rant in this book sometimes. T...
