Kitty: ARE YOU-
Anna: Fucking.
Kitty: KIDDING ME?! YOU-
Anna: Fucking.
Kitty: IDIOT!
Cathy: ...What was that?
Anna: Jane banned Kitty from swearing, so I'm helping her out.
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Cathy: Fight me!
Anna: Ha, look at your size! What are you gonna do, kick my ankle?
*Later*
Jane: Why is Anna crying?
Kitty: Cathy kicked her really hard on the ankle.
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Kitty, Anne & Jane: *screaming*
Catalina, runs into the room: What's wrong, Jane?!
Anne: Wait, why are you asking Jane that when Kitty and I are also here?
Catalina: Because Jane wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Anna: Did you know you remind me of all 26 letters of the alphabet?
Kitty: What? Like J F K W S Q X-
Anna: No, like, U R A Q T.
Kitty: Awwww!
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Anne: I think we should have glow stick juice injected in our bones when we're born, so if we break our bones, we get a fun little surprise.
Kitty: What's the surprise?
Catalina: Blood poisoning.
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Anna: I'm afraid of clowns. There, I said it.
Catalina: Anna, if you don't like clowns, why are you hanging with Anne?
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Bonus:
Cathy: I don't need to go to bed. I'm not tired, I'll be fine.
Anne: But, darling, I'll be so lonely without you. Come curl up in my arms so I can feel whole again.
Cathy: O-oh. Well. Are you trying to seduce me into healthy sleeping patterns??
Anne: Is it working?
(POV you're the one friend who never does anything special for birthdays and I say that bc happy bday to me)
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SIX: The Musical Incorrect Quotes (Hiatus)
HumorStart: 4/9/23 End: (possibly 7/12/24?) (I don't own characters or the quotes. All quotes were found on the Internet or were generated. Also, how original I know I'm so creative. Alright. Let's see how this goes. Also I rant in this book sometimes. T...
