Days has passed, me and my six loyal followers are having a cup of tea under a tree. And holy shit it was blissful. Thrall my orc commander asked me a question.
Thrall: When do we git to foightin bozz?
Y/N: After our tea time, you and your fellow orks will go to other worlds and plunder the planet. Oh and also spread my existence, everyone must know that a new god has entered the SMASH roster.
Thrall: Ye got it bozz!
When Thrall drinks the tea he became a fine gentleman with a British accent for a couple of seconds.
Thrall: Oh dear, this is the most delicate tea I have ever tasted!
Y/N: I know right? Sho'h makes the best tea.
Salvo: Speaking of Sho'h, where is she my lord?
Y/N: Oh she is at the Tau encampments, she is debriefing our new defects from the Tau empire.
Melina the once Slaaneshi daemon speaks up after she drank her tea.
Melina: More and more creatures from other worlds are joining our cause, it's all thanks to his lordship.
Y/N: Oh please, I just want to have fun you know? Say Melina? Are the chaos gods plotting against my rule?
Melina: Not yet I suppose. But they sure will be soon enough.
Y/N: Hmph, let them try. I would love to kick their asses and take the warp all to myself or hell I might make my own warp instead.
Razor: Me and my dark eldar assassins will always be there to help, my liege.
Unity: And the high Eldar as well, oh almighty being.
Y/N: Good, now say.. Where is Atlas Marine Chaplain Asmodeus?
Salvo: Oh he is in the chapel, praising your holiness.
Y/N: Hmm, it's sad that he won't make it to the tea party-
Atlas Marine: My lord!
Y/N: Yes what is it Atlas Marine?
Atlas Marine: Enemy Imperium ships are coming my lord!
Y/N: Oh? Well then..
I stood up epicly and I look to the skies with an anime protagonist look. My followers look at me in awe.
Y/N: I will handle this!
Atlas Marine: You are booming with power my lord.
Y/N: Thanks now tell me. How many ships are coming?
Atlas Marine: About 30 sir.
Y/N: Damn, the emperor is not joking when he said that he will destroy me. No matter, I will liberate these ships and make everyone aboard join my cause!
The ships are flying over the atmosphere and I smile evily.
Y/N: Big mistake bringing ships here to my domain..
I clapped my hands and everyone abord those ships are now tied up infront of me looking confused.
Guardsman: W-What!? What Warp magic is this!?
Sister of Battle: Fear not my brothers and sisters! The emperor will protect us!
Y/N: Well that was easy. Atlas Marine..
Atlas Marine: Yes my lord!
Y/N: Gather some of our remaining ships. Fly to those imperial ships and dock them in our military docking bay.
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The Being Nobody Knows [ 4thWallBreakingOP! Male Reader vs. Warhammer 40k ]
HumorA story about a guy who wants to mess something or someone up in the WARHAMMER 40K UNIVERSE.