A summer in New Jersey (Wedler) Wednesday X Tyler

Addams family group chat

A/N: Guys it's been a hot second, but I'm on spring break. I keep scrolling for a new fic to read and I keep seeing mine and I'm just like...Oop jumpscare. This is a bit of a short chapter but here it is. 

☠️The Addams Family⚰️ 

Gomez🗡️: Did anyone realize that Pugsley said Wednesday has a boyfriend?

Wednesday🔪: You are so late to that.

Grandma⚱️: Wesnesday has a girlfriend?

Pugsley🧟: 😯grandma...... 

Wednesday🔪: I- no...I have a boyfriend.

Gomez🗡️: You had me a little nervous there for a second there Mother 

Wednesday🔪: This is Wednesday's boyfriend...I stole her phone. She's not happy, but if Wednesday were ever to have a girlfriend, it would be Enid. Let's be real here. 

Pugsley🧟: Bahahaha fr fr Tyler 

Fester🪙: Isn't Enid there with Wednesday and her friends? 

Wednesday🔪: Yes, she is here with me. She and Tyler are reading these texts over my shoulder. 

Grandma⚱️: who is Morticia, Gomaz? 

Gomez:🗡️: Mother....are you seriously asking who my wife is when you live with us? 

Grandma⚱️: Where* 

Pugsley🧟: Where her plants are. Also Wednesday you and Tyler seriously need to stfu at night. Yall are so loud at night like geez I need sleep and you two don't shut up. You sound like mother and father. 

Wednesday🔪: You seriously could have said that over private text, Pugsley. Now everyone knows my late-night activities with Tyler. 

Fester🪙: Wait....that was Wednesday? I thought that was Morticia and Gomez. 

Grandma⚱️: Thank for anounsing to the whole group talk that Wednesday and her girlfriend were having sex last night. 

Morticia🌹: My daughter was doing what with Tyler last night !? 

Wednesday🔪: He's lying Mother. I was alone in my room last night. It was probably Xavier making irrational noises in his room. He does that a lot. 

Pugsley 🧟: Wednesday I literally heard you two saying each other's names and I could have sworn I saw Xavier outside. 

Wednesday🔪: Then you're just seeing things. 

Pugsley🧟: Wednesday stop lying. You know I'm right. 

Gomez🗡️: I'm going to need some vodka after this conversation. 

Morticia🌹: Can you pour me some wine while you're at it? 

Grandma⚱️: Wesnsday stopped reponding becaue she knows we're right and she dosn't want to deny it. 

Gomez🗡️: Of course Tish. Anything for my beautiful amor. 

Wednesday's POV

I stopped responding to my brother because I know he knows. I just didn't want to talk about it with everyone on the group chat. I look at Tyler "Why am I related to these people?" Ajax looked up from his phone, he sat across from my couch next to my fireplace "Because your family is awesome, and the Addams Family. " I only hummed back "Hm." 

Xavier was looking around my room and found an old chest. I saw he opened it and looked through it. I didn't care though because it's my old toys from when I was a kid. He must have found something because he's giving me a weird look "Wednesday what the fuck is this thing? Why is it headless?" I looked at what he was holding it was one of my old dolls "That's Katherine Howard, my doll." "Where is its head?" "I cut it off," I said and Tyler chuckled. "With a guillotine?" This time it was Bianca who asked. "Of course," said Enid, I glared at her for answering before me and all she did was smile at me, which made me roll my eyes. 

"You know what, I'm not surprised at all," said Eugene, and Xavier scoffed " I swear I learn something new about the Addams family the more I stay here." Tyler laughed "If you think you know a lot about the Addams family, you are so wrong." "For real!" said Enid. I only rolled my eyes at them. Xavier pulled out something else from the chest "Is this a miniature guillotine?" he asked "It's my prototype for my steam-powered guillotine." Xavier quickly put it on my desk. "Oh," he said with a nervous chuckle. 

I think he gave up looking through my stuff because he sat down on the floor near the couch and went on his phone. I chose to turn off my phone and set my head on Tyler's shoulder and shut my eyes. It was a good ten minutes of peace and quiet until Xavier burst out laughing at something on his phone. I groaned in annoyance "Xavier, what the fuck?" I said with a slight rasp in my voice from being asleep on Tyler. he was giggling now "Sorry, I was just reading something funny. Wait actually, I have a question for everyone in the room." everyone in the room groaned, we all knew where this was going. "What song would be the best theme for you?" "What kind of dumbass question is that?" Asked Bianca. "OOOO have any of you heard of the song "She Wolf"? It's by Shakira." I shook my head "No Enid. I would say, Kill Bill." Tyler raised his eyebrow. "Wow, I'm surprised you didn't say The Addams Family." 

I glared at him "That's my family, not me." I huffed "Close enough." he said. "I would say that one song that's like "Guess my lover was a snake," Xavier said. "Get it? Because of Wednesday?" "I was not your lover, I was your obsession which was creepy." "You accused me to be the Hyde and here you are literally lying on top of him....and having sex with him." I sat up straight "Is this going to be some topic of conversation between everyone in this stupid house? " "What do you mean?" asked Bianca who had her brows furrowed "My brother mentioned last night on my family group chat so now everyone who lives here knows, and now Xavier." I huffed and stood up to go to my room, but then I remembered that we are in my room so I just walked over to my bed and laid down on my back to stare at my ceiling. I felt Tyler lay down next to me and I put my head in the crook of his neck as he just held me. 

This is going to be a long week, and they just got here yesterday.